Okay, GIRLS....which one is your favorite???

[ibrobinm 0]

I will probably catch it for this one.....but which one can you relate the most to???
1. Men are like ... newborn babies.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
2. Men are like ... coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
3. Men are like ... computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
4. Men are like ... coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
5. Men are like ... chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
7. Men are like ... remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
8. Men are like .... shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
9. Men are like ... vacuum cleaners
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
10. Men are like ... road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
11. Men are like ... soap operas
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
12. Men are like ... pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
13. Men are like ... old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
14. Men are like ... plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
15. Men are like ... department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.
16. Men are like ... horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
17. Men are like ... plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
I live in my own little world - - - but it's okay, they know me here.

[skycat 0]

I would say 1 and 3 fit pretty well.

[freefallfreak 0]

In retribution - See Attachment...A Harley Davidson for Women...
"If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate." Butch Trucks

[lummy 4]

Uh... where's the Logo????
It ain't a harley without the logo....
Grew up way to fast, now there's nothing to believe, and reruns all become a history....

[jumppilot01 0]

Sorry, I couldn't just sit and watch this....
100 reasons we're glad to be MEN
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Nite Football.
6. You don't have to monitor your friend's sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why "Stripes" is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
27. You never have to clean the toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
32. Your underwear costs $10 for a three-pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
35. You don't have to shave below your neck.
36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.
37. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face stays its original color.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
59. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking "He must be mad at me"
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you. 62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just to skeevy.
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
69. Same work....more pay.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
77. The remote is your's and your's alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
79. ESPN's sports center.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
86. Someday you'll be a 33 YEAR OLD dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
99. Baywatch
100. There is always a game on somewhere.
Blue Skies,
-Adam

[SpeedRacer 1]

Hey jumppilot that was good! It oughta be framed!
The only thing is:

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4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Not if you're a skydiver!!
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"