mountainman 0 #1 March 27, 2002 Hey all......first, there is some inspiration for those of you who want to quit smoking as an attachment!(next post of mine)And, now, a joke.......enjoy! A guy sitting at the bar at Pearson noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, stare and he immediately thought to himself, oh shit, she doesn't work for Delta. A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Well, maybe it's United so he tried, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies". This time the woman barked back at him, "Man, what the fuck do you want?" The man smiled, "Aahhh, Air Canada!"JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 March 27, 2002 No attachment dude. good joke though !! I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #3 March 27, 2002 Crap.......here it is. Thanks for the heads-up.JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #4 March 27, 2002 thats cold!!!!!! LOL!!!!!if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!click me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySurfSnow 0 #5 March 27, 2002 http://www.theonion.com/onion3325/nicarest.htmlThe new smoker's aid to quit smoking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #6 March 27, 2002 Thanks for that attachment MM. I printed it and when everyone is gone I'm gonna tape it to the fridge in the break room. I wonder how long it will stay there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
