ibrobinm 0 #1 March 27, 2002 Dear God,How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, ifever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?Dear God,When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or isit the same old story?Dear God,Excuse me, but why are there cars named after thejaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray,and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How oftendo you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a niceride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, butit would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle theChrysler Beagle!Dear God,If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no humanhears him, is he still a bad dog?Dear God,When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, hesmells like musk! What's he been rolling around in?Dear God,Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?Dear God,If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?Dear God,More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.Dear God,When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shakehands to get in?Dear God,We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, handsignals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.What do humans understand?Dear God,Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I havebeen howling at the moon and stars for a long time, butall I ever hear back is the beagle across the street.Dear God,Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I haveto apologize?Dear God,Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurantsbecause we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Oris it the carpets again?Dear God,When my family eats dinner they always bless their food.But they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tailextra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you noticed myown blessing?Dear God,I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything Ineed. But many of the cats here have names and I don't.Could you give me a name, please? It would be good formy self-esteem.Dear God,The new terrier I live with just peed on the Orientalrug and I have a feeling my family might blame me 'cuzthey think I'm jealous of this stupid dog. Since theyhave no sense of smell, how can I convince themI'm innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?I live in my own little world - - - but it's okay, they know me here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #2 March 27, 2002 very cute.....LOLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
