skreamer 1 #26 March 27, 2002 Uhh, I seem to remember inviting Karen, what makes you think you were invited???"Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #27 March 27, 2002 This is the first thread I saw when I stopped in this morning. And I was worried that things were going to be too serious, with too much voice from the far right like yesterday. What was I thinking? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #28 March 27, 2002 Yeah, whatever, now strip and put on these woolly ear-muffs!!!!"Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #29 March 27, 2002 Quote did it touch sides??? not when I used it on you last night !! [tonugh] I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #30 March 27, 2002 OoooooH SkreamerYou are so Baaaaaaaaad. Remind me to never wear a wool pullover near youBTW How did SkydiveMonkey get so big. Messing with the bulls in the fields again?Sometimes you're the windshield.Sometimes you're the bug ~~~~Dire Straits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #31 March 27, 2002 Quote How did SkydiveMonkey get so big All the women say that !! I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #32 March 27, 2002 The ones that scored 80% on the purity test no doubtSometimes you're the windshield.Sometimes you're the bug ~~~~Dire Straits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #33 March 27, 2002 Whatever it takes to get the plane in the air!!! Semper Fi ..... http:// www.aahit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #34 March 28, 2002 NO, they shouldn't.Minds are like parachutes, they only work when they are open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #35 March 28, 2002 There are several very funny stories of a Homophobic Tandem Master around here. Trying to hook the student up without actually touching them. Then there is the story of this same guy at the drag show. He was not at all amused when the performer decided to pick him to mess with. I would have paid good money to see that one....."I only have 145 jumps so I always carry a JM so he can pull for me."-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,087 #36 March 28, 2002 >There are several very funny stories of a Homophobic Tandem Master around here. We had a TM (I'll call him Chuck) who was an old marine and, while not quite the homophobe some people I know are, wasn't exactly open minded. He got a tandem student one day and told his usual stupid TM jokes. Near jump run he said "OK, now I gotta hook you up here, you gotta sit in my lap, get real close. Don't worry, no fifth point of attachement here. Hey, you aint gay or nothin are you?""actually, I am" said the student."Oh shit!" Five second pause. Everyone in the airplane froze. (He's a loud guy.) "Well, I wouldn'ta said nothin if I'd a known you was a fag. I got no problem with that, nossir." Some of us started to make the "cut it out" sign, and I kept hoping he'd just stop. But Chuck's mouth doesn't have an off switch, and stuff kept coming out of it. "I got nothing against fags. I know somebody who's a fag. He's OK." Someone leaned over and said "shut up, chuck" but he just kept on talking, right to the door. I felt bad for both of them.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #37 March 28, 2002 Thanks for the laugh Bill. He was obviously in before the mandatory "Sensitivity" training.....LMAO!!!!! "I think cocksucker says it "-Andrew Dice Clay"I only have 145 jumps so I always carry a JM so he can pull for me."-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #38 March 28, 2002 that's funny, I am sure that gave a whole new meaning to practice pull to that tmSkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rogue108 0 #39 March 28, 2002 WTF is up with these threads. Its wasted bandwidth in my opinion. I don't care if white supremacist alien from mars skydives. They are allowed to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #40 March 28, 2002 QuoteDon't worry, no fifth point of attachement here. Bwhahahhaa!!! That is hilarious. JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #41 March 28, 2002 No they shouldn't. I get the uncotrollable urge to smooch in the plane sometimes. When I do, I don't like to move around a lot. I usually go for the person on my right, homophobes are unsafe, makes me get up and move around.Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #42 March 29, 2002 QuoteI don't care if white supremacist alien from mars skydives. They are allowed to Just as long as they aren't gay - or homophobic!"There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducky 0 #43 March 29, 2002 I think some people may have missed the point of THIS thread...kwakStupidity is a crime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
