Friday Funny!!

[freeflir29 0]

Why don't blondes use vibrators?
It chips their teeth...........
"I only have 145 jumps so I always carry a JM so he can pull for me."-Clay

[n2skdvn 0]

why did the blond climb the 10 ft glass wall?????
to see what was on the other side.....
if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!
click me

[freeflir29 0]

A TEAM OF ARCHAEOLOGISTS WAS WORKING IN JERUSALEM
WHEN THEY FOUND A SLAB OF ROCK WITH FIVE FIGURES
CARVED ON IT. IN ORDER, THE FIGURES WERE:
1. A WOMAN
2. A DONKEY
3. A SHOVEL
4. A FISH
5. A STAR OF DAVID
AFTER MONTHS OF STUDYING THE ROCK AND FIGURES ON IT, THE LEADER TOOK THE
ROCK
AND WENT ON A LECTURE TOUR. HE SAID THE CARVINGS WERE SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF
YEARS OLD BUT EVEN SO THEY REVEALED A LOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF THAT TIME.
1. THE WOMAN BEING PLACED FIRST IN THE LINE OF FIGURES
INDICATED THAT WOMEN WERE HELD IN VERY HIGH ESTEEM. IT WAS MOST LIKELY A
FAMILY ORIENTED CULTURE.
2. THE DONKEY INDICATED THAT THEY HAD DOMESTICATED ANIMALS. THEY PROBABLY
USED THE DONKEY TO TILL THE FIELDS.
3. THE SHOVEL SHOWS THEY WERE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AS THEY KNEW HOW TO MAKE
TOOLS.
4. THE FISH SHOWS THEY KNEW HOW TO AUGMENT THE CROPS THEY RAISED BY ALSO
REAPING FROM THE SEA.
5. THE STAR OF DAVID OF COURSE INDICATES THEY WERE A VERY RELIGIOUS GROUP OF
PEOPLE.
A LITTLE OLD MAN IN THE FRONT ROW FINALLY GOT THE ATTENTION OF THE SPEAKER.
WHEN ACKNOWLEDGED HE SAID....I'M SORRY TO BLOW YOUR CONCLUSIONS, BUT YOU
WERE
READING IT LEFT TO RIGHT. IN HEBREW WE READ FROM RIGHT TO LEFT. THAT WAY IT
READS...................
HOLY MACKEREL, DIG THE ASS ON THAT WOMAN!
"I only have 145 jumps so I always carry a JM so he can pull for me."-Clay

[mountainman 0]

Haha! I like that "dig the ass" joke. That is pretty damn funny. Thanks for the laugh, Clay. JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook.

[rhino 0]

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever..
Semper Fi .....
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[TEB6363 0]

A blond was out in a grass field trying to paddle a row boat. Another blond was driving by and saw the embarrassing display. The 2nd blond stopped her car, climbed up on a fence post and started yelling at the blond in the row boat. 'It's blonds like you that give us a bad name".........."and if I could swim I'd swim out there and kick your ass":::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!

[Sebazz1 2]

What do you call a blond with two brain cells??
Pregnant
SEBAZZ.......

[Jumperpaula 0]

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door
Ugly: So are you

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your teenage daughter borrowed them

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

8. Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do
Fly Your Slot !

[rhino 0]

LMFAO!!!
Semper Fi .....
http:// www.aahit.com

[indyz 1]

Two blondes are walking through the forest when they come upon a set of tracks. The first blond says, "They're deer tracks!" The second blonde says, "No, those are racoon tracks!" Eventually they get into a heated argument about the source of the tracks, and are yelling so loud that they don't hear the freight train before it runs them over.
--
Brian