quade 4 #1 March 31, 2002 Ok, so I'm at the DZ today, doing hop-n-pops and not wearing my camera suit -- just some blue jeans and a t-shirt.Friendly chick skydiver walks up and says, "Where's your camera helmet? What are you doing? You're wearing blue jeans. I don't think I've ever seen you in blue jeans before. Wait, turn around. Hmmm, you have a 501 ass. What are you doing wearing Wranglers? By the way, the 501 ass is the best ass to have."Ok, so here's the question for all you women types . . .. . . have you ever heard of this before?Do women classify guys asses according to the type of jeans the "should" be wearing?If so, what's the scale from best to worst?quade(just looking to understand women better)http://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #2 March 31, 2002 Quote(just looking to understand women better)HA!Good luck with that.There's a vacant sign that's hanging highBut at least you're not alone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #3 March 31, 2002 Quote(just looking to understand women better)Quade... I think getting a PhD in Fluid Dynmaics with a masters in Latin is easier then that....I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend... ~3EB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #4 March 31, 2002 Hey - I'm one of those "women-types"! I only have 3 catergories of ass:1. YUMMY!!!!2. Hmmmm, OK. I'll take it.3. Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!1 & 2 are acceptable. 3 is not. 1 should always be clothed in something snug (see pic of AggieDave's ass..... YUMMY!) or not clothed at all! Does this help any?dove *lemme see!* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #5 March 31, 2002 And for anybody who is interested, Dave currently has a 6.1 on http://hotornot.com. You can find his pic here--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nubain1 0 #6 March 31, 2002 I'm trying to write titled "How to speak womanese" for all of us guys to understand women.should be a bestseller when it comesout.Trying to edit it down to where itonly takes half a rainforest in printing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 March 31, 2002 Sweet! Looking at women, I've never tried to classify a girl's ass into any sort of catagory depending on what they should be wearing, some times what they shouldn't be wearing (fatchick:spandex). Oh but what a scene to see a cute girl in a nice pair of tight Rockies or Wranglers...boots, hat...yes, definately nice. "Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #8 March 31, 2002 Quote(just looking to understand women better)I can save there lives, and deliver there little mutants..but will never be able to get into there heads......it is impossible...marc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donna 0 #9 March 31, 2002 A 501 ass is definitely better than a Wrangler ass but that may be because I'm from the Northeast and wranglers aren't in here. I'd take it as a compliment Paul and go get yourself a pair of 501s. Blue Skies,D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 March 31, 2002 QuoteI can save there lives, and deliver there little mutants..but will never be able to get into there heads......it is impossible...have you tried using a drill?getting high is fun, but coming down is the best partJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #11 March 31, 2002 Paul~Hon if you got that kind of reaction, I don't think it really matters what brand you are wearing! Don't try to figure out women.....it isn't going to happen!cheers!BIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 March 31, 2002 Yes, I definitely vote for Levi's jeans. Just an old-fashioned kind of girl I guess. I don't really like Wranglers or Lee jeans on a guy. It's something about the pockets. Designer jeans are ok if the fit is good, but why spend good jump money on a label?AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #13 March 31, 2002 QuoteYes, I definitely vote for Levi's jeans.Well I'm hardly an expert on guys asses, but I will say that mine gets wrapped in Levi's only.Wragler? C'mon! I'm a city man!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 March 31, 2002 Any jeans are good as long as the guy has a nice ass. One of my requirements for a man is that he MUST look good in jeans...."I could've missed the pain, but i'd a had to miss the dance" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleJumper 0 #15 March 31, 2002 Well, in my opinion, as long as it moves in the right direction...and is firm to the hold...that's all that matters to me, 501 or not!! ; ) But I suppose if I were to choose...hmmm501 : ) and of course....thongs enhance the beauty of the presentationWhat you "think" you cannot do ...you CAN if you "think" about it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #16 April 1, 2002 i just like ass! and if it looks good in one, it will look good but a little different in everything else. but i guess a nice ass and hips in a sundress kills me!"remeber when we were in africa" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 April 1, 2002 I second the sundresses! Talk about HOT..."Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #18 April 1, 2002 A good ass should be seen-so the pants need to umm...show it off?? as long as I have a good view of it (or hold of it..he he ) The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #19 April 1, 2002 Yeah. Forget the tits, I wanna see Skymama in a sundress!Hrm. Ok, maybe completely "forgetting" the tits is going too far. Let's see both!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 April 1, 2002 Depends on the guy. Some guys asses really do look hotter in a snug pair of 501's; other's look better in Wranglers. Of course, some guys shouldn't wear snug jeans at all... The only kind of jeans I don't like on guys are the really baggy gangsta type ones - c'mon, if it's hot, show us whatcha got!! btw, quade - definitely a 501 ass.pull & flare,lisa"But our reality is in fact entire illusion!"-Gregory Benford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #21 April 1, 2002 Quotebtw, quade - definitely a 501 ass.Hoo whoo! I'm gonna print this one out and hang it up next to my desk.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #22 April 1, 2002 QuoteAny jeans are good as long as the guy has a nice ass. One of my requirements for a man is that he MUST look good in jeans....and how do I look??? marc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #23 April 1, 2002 QuoteYeah. Forget the tits, I wanna see Skymama in a sundress!Andy, she looks great in whatever she wears.....trust me...marc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
