Slappie 9 #1 April 1, 2002 Know your state mottoAlabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But LeaveYour Money)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The PotatoesSure Are Real Good~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our TourismCampaign~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And VeryLittle Else~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nevada: Hookers and Poker!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To AnAttorney ...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tennessee: The Educashun State~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Vermont: Yep~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 April 1, 2002 Texas: "Yes ma'am, everything *is* bigger down here...""Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #3 April 1, 2002 QuoteIndiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeYou sure about that? I thought it was:Indiana: Chrome Naked Female Sillouette Mud Flap Capital of the Nation!!flyhi"Marge, I'm coming to bed & I've been watching women's volleyball on ESPN." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #4 April 1, 2002 QuoteDelaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our WaterI didn't know Delaware _had_ water. Down here they drink this stuff called wudder, it's amazingly similar to water, but somehow not quite the same.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
