lummy 4 #1 April 1, 2002 The Thirty Most Repressed CommentsThings you'd really like to say, but don't1. I can see your point, but you're still full of shit!2. I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.3. How about never? Is never good for you?4. I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.5. I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.6. I'm out of my mind, but please feel free to leave a message.7. I don't work here! I am a consultant.8. It sounds like english, but I don't understand a word you are saying.9. Ahhhh! I see the F*ck-up fairy has visited us again!10. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.11. I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.12. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.13. The fact that nobody understands you does not mean you are an artist.14. What am I fly paper for freaks?15. I'm not being rude; you are just insignificant.16. It's a thankless job, but I have alot of excess Karma to burn off.17. And your whiney ass cry-baby opinion would be?18. Do I look like a people person?19. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality!20. Can I trade this job for whatever is behind door "Number One."21. A cubicle is a padded cell without the door.22. Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer.23. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.24. Chaos, Panic and Disorder; my work here is complete.25. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a paycheck.26. How do I set this laser pointer to stun?27. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.28. Yes, as a matter of fact, your hair does look terrible!29. Were you born this way?30. Does anyone in your family rate an intelligence quotient above moronic?baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 April 1, 2002 I would like to say something to Rhino but I don't because he will not listen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #3 April 1, 2002 I would like to say that my house is being foreclosed on and will be up for sale on May 7th. And at that point I will be totally homeless with my animals. But I dont want to admit it. I dont want to face it and I dont want to ask for help. I dont know anyone who can help me.Good news is I have some jump tickets lieft over from last year at both drop zones. But I will still be homeless.If you feel like it a friend put a PayPal thing on my site for donations of a dollar or two. It will help.But I need everyone to pray for a miracle fast!! The Houston Job market sucks so bad. Its like nothing I have ever seen. I have even taken my corp butt up to places for waitress jobs and nothing. I dont know what happend at the strip joints - too old? or too small? I dunno.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comLevin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #4 April 1, 2002 Lumsters~looks like one of my lists!..Thanks for the laugh! Now then don't you wish that we had some of the built in features that computers do? Oh and you forgot one......."Hey you! OFF my planet"!Like......mute,delete,ignore,escape and.....insert? LMAOCheers!BBIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #5 April 1, 2002 QuoteGood news is I have some jump tickets lieft over from last year at both drop zones. But I will still be homeless..Skydivers are never homeless as long as they have a tentOn a more serious note....I'll be praying for you. If you need a place to stay in Florida, you've got one, but I don't think that helps much.Much love and blue skies,Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #6 April 1, 2002 Damn Ann...That really sucks!!! You'll get a job when you need it most. I hope you don't have to suffer too much in the mean time. Good Luck!!! "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallinWoman 1 #7 April 1, 2002 Every year around parent-teacher conference time we get a list of what you want to say and how to say it in a PC way. My fave is:Want to say:Susie is a bitch-in-heat slut ass tramp.PC way:Susie socializes too much.HeeHee. Sometimes I really wish I could say what I was thinking at conferences!!!Anne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dove 0 #8 April 1, 2002 Ann,I have to think that all this bad crap happens to us for a reason. The old adage "when one door closes another one opens." All the shit I have gone through in the past 6 months: 2 skydiving accidents, getting a divorce, moving to a new place, harrassment over separation agreement, current unemployment... there must be something grand coming along that I would never have recognized if I hadn't encountered all these obstacles. Hang in there. It'll happen for you... and me too! doveClay - you crack me up with those sigs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #9 April 1, 2002 Betsy,I can program your keyboard if you'd like :)Are you where you want to be now? Me hopes so !!!Ann,you obviously aren't showing enuf boobies at those interviews... My hopes and prayers go out to you. It will pull thru, it always does. Been there, done that :(Post a paypal account...Anne,Do they really cover that in the PC version.. You ARE going to post one for us to share, aren't you?What am I doing???? this was easily 3 posts....baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites indyz 1 #10 April 1, 2002 "Why doesn't Johnny get good grades? He's just too goddamn stupid to learn trig, that's why," versus, "Johnny needs to concentrate more in class and maybe get some tutoring."--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #11 April 1, 2002 "That is definitely going to be the ugliest canopy/container I have ever seen. What possessed you to order that?""Stupid people shouldn't skydive"pull & flare,lisa"But our reality is in fact entire illusion!"-Gregory Benford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #12 April 1, 2002 I'm laughing so hard at Lisa right now I can barely type. LOLkinda like saying....you really are from the low end of the gene pool aren't you?LOLNo account for taste!....hahaaaaaaaaIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #13 April 1, 2002 ROFL...And I was JUST about to ask how the H*LL did you know what I bought? Calling my container/canopy ugly??? Slow down Lummy.... Read the posts!!!!baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #14 April 1, 2002 "Oh geez I'm sorry I'm busy tonight".......would have been "I think you a great guy but damnit I'm not going anywhere with you until you brush your teeth!"It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefalle 0 #15 April 1, 2002 how about: your mother should have swallowed you somebody give this asshole a cup of shut the fuck upI have a couple of more but someone might find them offensive so I wont Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JDBoston 0 #16 April 1, 2002 NO SHIT. I just bought a used Triathlon, and at least 50% of the reason was that it wasn't ass-ugly like most of the canopies out there. I don't know if a lot of skydivers are colorblind or what, maybe spending too much time up above the clouds where there's no ozone and the sun burns their eyeballs or something...Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #17 April 1, 2002 Or, "Sure, I'd sleep with you but I'd like to keep both my arms"baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #18 April 1, 2002 What I would like to say but do not...I'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot...I'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to slap your thigh and ride the wave in...I'm not saying your fat...but your high school picture was an aerial photograph! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GroundZero 0 #19 April 2, 2002 hehehehe...i need to write those down....hehehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #20 April 2, 2002 Things I'dlike to say:Would it improve your driving if I installed that cell phone up your ass??Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #21 April 2, 2002 QuoteI'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot..."When you make love, do you have to give directions?""Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #22 April 2, 2002 QuoteI'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------"When you make love, do you have to give directions?"To take it a step further..."You're so fat, when you make love, you need to give directions... with grid coordinates." Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #23 April 2, 2002 It's not that you are fat butwhen you lie on the beach people keep trying to drag you back into the sea.Sometimes you're the windshield.and sometimes you're the Easter Bunny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #24 April 2, 2002 Quotekeep trying to drag you back into the sea.at least they didnt try to blow you out of existance!http://www.britenight.com/crazyvids/pages/whale11l1.htmlRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #25 April 2, 2002 my wife is a retail pharmacist, and some of her stories about abusive customers make me think that in her place, i would be tempted to suggest they take their medication in suppository form. that way i could tell them to take their prescriprion and shove it up their ass! nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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airann 1 #3 April 1, 2002 I would like to say that my house is being foreclosed on and will be up for sale on May 7th. And at that point I will be totally homeless with my animals. But I dont want to admit it. I dont want to face it and I dont want to ask for help. I dont know anyone who can help me.Good news is I have some jump tickets lieft over from last year at both drop zones. But I will still be homeless.If you feel like it a friend put a PayPal thing on my site for donations of a dollar or two. It will help.But I need everyone to pray for a miracle fast!! The Houston Job market sucks so bad. Its like nothing I have ever seen. I have even taken my corp butt up to places for waitress jobs and nothing. I dont know what happend at the strip joints - too old? or too small? I dunno.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comLevin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 April 1, 2002 Lumsters~looks like one of my lists!..Thanks for the laugh! Now then don't you wish that we had some of the built in features that computers do? Oh and you forgot one......."Hey you! OFF my planet"!Like......mute,delete,ignore,escape and.....insert? LMAOCheers!BBIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 April 1, 2002 QuoteGood news is I have some jump tickets lieft over from last year at both drop zones. But I will still be homeless..Skydivers are never homeless as long as they have a tentOn a more serious note....I'll be praying for you. If you need a place to stay in Florida, you've got one, but I don't think that helps much.Much love and blue skies,Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 April 1, 2002 Damn Ann...That really sucks!!! You'll get a job when you need it most. I hope you don't have to suffer too much in the mean time. Good Luck!!! "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #7 April 1, 2002 Every year around parent-teacher conference time we get a list of what you want to say and how to say it in a PC way. My fave is:Want to say:Susie is a bitch-in-heat slut ass tramp.PC way:Susie socializes too much.HeeHee. Sometimes I really wish I could say what I was thinking at conferences!!!Anne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #8 April 1, 2002 Ann,I have to think that all this bad crap happens to us for a reason. The old adage "when one door closes another one opens." All the shit I have gone through in the past 6 months: 2 skydiving accidents, getting a divorce, moving to a new place, harrassment over separation agreement, current unemployment... there must be something grand coming along that I would never have recognized if I hadn't encountered all these obstacles. Hang in there. It'll happen for you... and me too! doveClay - you crack me up with those sigs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #9 April 1, 2002 Betsy,I can program your keyboard if you'd like :)Are you where you want to be now? Me hopes so !!!Ann,you obviously aren't showing enuf boobies at those interviews... My hopes and prayers go out to you. It will pull thru, it always does. Been there, done that :(Post a paypal account...Anne,Do they really cover that in the PC version.. You ARE going to post one for us to share, aren't you?What am I doing???? this was easily 3 posts....baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #10 April 1, 2002 "Why doesn't Johnny get good grades? He's just too goddamn stupid to learn trig, that's why," versus, "Johnny needs to concentrate more in class and maybe get some tutoring."--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 April 1, 2002 "That is definitely going to be the ugliest canopy/container I have ever seen. What possessed you to order that?""Stupid people shouldn't skydive"pull & flare,lisa"But our reality is in fact entire illusion!"-Gregory Benford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #12 April 1, 2002 I'm laughing so hard at Lisa right now I can barely type. LOLkinda like saying....you really are from the low end of the gene pool aren't you?LOLNo account for taste!....hahaaaaaaaaIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #13 April 1, 2002 ROFL...And I was JUST about to ask how the H*LL did you know what I bought? Calling my container/canopy ugly??? Slow down Lummy.... Read the posts!!!!baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 April 1, 2002 "Oh geez I'm sorry I'm busy tonight".......would have been "I think you a great guy but damnit I'm not going anywhere with you until you brush your teeth!"It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefalle 0 #15 April 1, 2002 how about: your mother should have swallowed you somebody give this asshole a cup of shut the fuck upI have a couple of more but someone might find them offensive so I wont Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #16 April 1, 2002 NO SHIT. I just bought a used Triathlon, and at least 50% of the reason was that it wasn't ass-ugly like most of the canopies out there. I don't know if a lot of skydivers are colorblind or what, maybe spending too much time up above the clouds where there's no ozone and the sun burns their eyeballs or something...Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #17 April 1, 2002 Or, "Sure, I'd sleep with you but I'd like to keep both my arms"baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #18 April 1, 2002 What I would like to say but do not...I'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot...I'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to slap your thigh and ride the wave in...I'm not saying your fat...but your high school picture was an aerial photograph! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #19 April 2, 2002 hehehehe...i need to write those down....hehehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #20 April 2, 2002 Things I'dlike to say:Would it improve your driving if I installed that cell phone up your ass??Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 April 2, 2002 QuoteI'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot..."When you make love, do you have to give directions?""Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #22 April 2, 2002 QuoteI'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------"When you make love, do you have to give directions?"To take it a step further..."You're so fat, when you make love, you need to give directions... with grid coordinates." Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #23 April 2, 2002 It's not that you are fat butwhen you lie on the beach people keep trying to drag you back into the sea.Sometimes you're the windshield.and sometimes you're the Easter Bunny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 April 2, 2002 Quotekeep trying to drag you back into the sea.at least they didnt try to blow you out of existance!http://www.britenight.com/crazyvids/pages/whale11l1.htmlRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #25 April 2, 2002 my wife is a retail pharmacist, and some of her stories about abusive customers make me think that in her place, i would be tempted to suggest they take their medication in suppository form. that way i could tell them to take their prescriprion and shove it up their ass! nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
