Beeron 0 #26 April 2, 2002 Always wanted to say the following:State Patrol: "Sir, did you realize how fast you were driving?"Me: "I really don't care....I've got a complete disregard for locally mandated speed ordinances."Probably not gonna happen though :) "My eyes are dry and my hands are cleanand I can't believe all the things I've seen" -- Blind Melon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #27 April 2, 2002 LOLI have something to say to you Chrome!!!!!Boobies!!! Boobies boobies boobies!!!! Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #28 April 2, 2002 True story - Amy's sister works for Alaska Air, and a while back a customer was making a scene at the gate counter. He had a very important meeting and he had to be on the flight. She said the flight was completely full and they couldn't fit him."You can't do this! Do you know who I am?" he yelled at her.She immediately got on the PA. "Ladies and gentlemen, we could use some help at gate D13. We have a gentleman here who does not know who he is. If anyone does know this man, please come to D13 so we can clear this up."-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #29 April 2, 2002 That is fuuny Bill. There is a lot of things I would like to say to Flight Attendants and travelers as well....As you are walking on the plane they stand there and tell you your seat is down the aisle and point to the back of the plane. I feel like saying, "No shit? I thought these tickets were for the cockpit? At least that's what I requested when I purchased them!"How about things we would like to say to the people that bring huge pieces of luggage on the plane and stand in the aisle and try to shove this huge piece of luggage into a 3' by 5' overhead luggage compartment. How about, "Excuse me, but what was your mind going through that made you think this piece of luggage would fit into that tiny compartment?"How about when you are sitting in the coach seats and the person in front of you puts their seat back. I hate that. I am a big guy and when they put the seat back I can not do anything. I would like to say, "Excuse me, but it's hard for me to do anything when you put your seat back so how about not being so freaking selfish and start eating healthier and exercising to lose some weight so you are not tired all the time you lazy piece of shit!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #30 April 2, 2002 QuoteHow about when you are sitting in the coach seats and the person in front of you puts their seat back. I hate that.If you don't like the amount of space that you get in coach, complaining about it isn't going to do any good. Buying a first class ticket will. "Fixing the world through self-destruction." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #31 April 2, 2002 and the best part about First Class?Free Booze :)baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
