bbarnhouse 0 #1 April 4, 2002 Your chance to add a few......Q....How do I look? A......You're beautiful, but no runway model......Q.....Do these jeans make my butt look big? A..... No....it isn't the jeans.....Q.... How was dinner? A......great! Almost as good as Mom's...Q....Do you like this new perfume? A.....sure at least it doesn't smell like skunk cabbage!Q.....Well how was it? A.... good.....snore........snore.....LMAO...have fun!Cheers!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #2 April 4, 2002 Does this jump suit make my ass look big?No, but it makes your rig look small........CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #3 April 4, 2002 I sort of resent the phrasing of "Left Handed Compliments," since after all it is generally better to be left handed and not worse. Just being left handed is quite a compliment from mother nature. "Fixing the world through self-destruction." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 April 4, 2002 Scott.....happy now? One of my kids is a lefty......geez some people are so touchy!LMAO It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 April 4, 2002 Quotegeez some people are so touchy!I like to be touched!!"I love the fishes cause they're so delicious" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #6 April 4, 2002 Hehe, cool. But seriously, how stupid does a society as a whole have to be to sincerely believe and foster the belief that lefties are mentally deficient? That's the way it was just a few generations ago. People are dumb. "Fixing the world through self-destruction." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #7 April 4, 2002 Quotehow stupid does a society as a whole have to be to sincerely believe and foster the belief that lefties are mentally deficient? Maybe not, but they sure do write funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #8 April 4, 2002 I'll second that.... , Lefty's have to overcome all the right handed mentality crap....baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #9 April 4, 2002 The Leftorium is run by Ned Flanders When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #10 April 4, 2002 Umm, soft.. Grrr...Nice girl...-Hixxx"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #11 April 4, 2002 Women Q= What do you think of this?Men A=Dumb foundedWho ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.Peter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #12 April 4, 2002 QuoteBut seriously, how stupid does a society as a whole have to be to sincerely believe and foster the belief that lefties are mentally deficientHEY!!! I resemble that remark!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 April 4, 2002 Quotehow stupid does a society as a whole have to be to sincerely believe and foster the belief that lefties are mentally deficientAre you trying to say they are not? "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #14 April 4, 2002 I'm ambidextrous, does that make me a half wit? CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #15 April 4, 2002 Nope twice as smart!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
