Charitable contributions????

[freeflir29 0]

OK.....give to the "Get Clay Laid Fund"
It'll probably run at least 23.4 million for this to happen so I need everyone's support. Thank you in advance.....
Wow....this should start some shit huh.......
"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay

[Jimbo 0]

Nice.
Very nice.

[Magistr8 0]

you right clay, that is a stab in the dark. I'll make sure to send you enough for another inflatable in case you pop the one you have during all that stabbing and poking you do in the dark hours of the night.
Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.
Peter

[scottbre 0]

Isn't it free to join 4-H?
"Fixing the world through self-destruction."

[TheMarshMan1 0]

23.4 million??? damn dude, where you shoppin? You oughtta come to NY, hell, I bet you could find some up here for damn near free!
"If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

[jtval 0]

ahhh, NY girls...I miss them and thier fiesty-ness.
Clay maybe you should take a trip up there!
getting high is fun, but coming down is the best part
JT

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I'll send you a puncture repair kit !!
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[jfields 0]

Clay,
I could send you some Velcro, which you could wear so the sheep won't get away.
Justin

[rogue108 0]

Spend like 50 bucks and buy a fleshlight
www.fleshlight.com
Post a Paypal account or something so we can contribute towards your fleshlight. You will have it no time

[Muenkel 0]

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OK.....give to the "Get Clay Laid Fund"

Did you steal this idea from Jim and Tammy Faye Baker?
Skydivers...they're just plain cool!
Chris

[sunshine 2]

Clay, i'm sure you could get a woman drunk enough to fuck you for about $50. Who knows, if you get her really drunk, she might even agree to a 3way with the sheep!!"This life I lead, you'll never understand.
If you fly with me, we'll never have to land."

[jfields 0]

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Who knows, if you get her really drunk, she might even agree to a 3way with the sheep!!

Unlikely. She'd pass out first. Of course, then he could have his 3-way anyway. He isn't picky as to whether women are awake or not. Justin

[Remster 30]

speaking of sex for money...
An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands.
Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to have sex with him.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night before - so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar, but this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention.
She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne. "So am I" she says.
"What suburb in Melbourne." "Glen Iris" he says.
That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?"
Cameo street" he says."
This is unbelievable" she says, "what number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is astonished.
You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!"
I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give you!"
Remster
Muff 914

[freeflir29 0]

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ahhh, NY girls...I miss them and thier fiesty-ness.

I prefer the Jersey chics. Everything about them is good.....
"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay

[bbarnhouse 0]

Good One ! LMAO
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[SudsyFist 0]

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I prefer the Jersey chics. Everything about them is good.....

damn straight! cute & fiesty, yet sans nyc attitude! hmmm, heading to nyc in a few weeks... hey, how far is xkeys from the city?
steve

[lummy 4]

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yet sans nyc attitude!

REally???? Must be talkin about them South Jersey women then. All the ones I know put a sailor to shame.....
baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone.

[Jabeln79 0]

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I could send you some Velcro, which you could wear so the sheep won't get away

ROFL
Damn that was the funniest thing ive heard yet today.
Blue Skies
Joe
"Knowledge is the antidote to fear."
--- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

[steps into flame suit]
Would now be the time to point out "Jersey" is a breed of cow??????
Did the sheep get mundane??
{running away quickly now}