Guy threads: my thoughts

[skymama 37]

Hardee har har, you guys are SO funny! And it's even more funny how all the guys posting the "Guy Threads" were in the Pub last night. Hmmm....something fishy is going on.
Actually, you all gave me a good laugh today. The urinal thread put it over the top though! Just so you know, when I complained about the guy threads, I really was just being a smart-ass because I didn't have anything smart to contribute. I never figured I was going to start something!
Andi
The brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all.

[lummy 4]

Consider it a compliment that all the guys are actually listening to ya instead of staring right at your assets :)
Fruit n Nuts :)
baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone.

[rgoper 0]

be glad they wasn't discussing boudets! ewwwwwwwwww!
Richard
"So The Sucker Just Laughed, And Said "Put It Away, I Am The Devil, Now What You Gonna Say?"
More Frank Zappa (I Know, I'm "Retro Guy")

[wingnut 0]

skymama,
us guys love the guy threads...nothing better than blowing/seting on fire stuff......and the ultimate guy thread would be helpe by you....please post some boobies(yours) to have this thread live forever........

"i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C.

[Cornholio 0]

Hmmm...
next thread I start:
Guy Thread: What can you use a boudet for ??
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If first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you.

[skymama 37]

Um, guys.....try "bidet".
Andi
The brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all.

[lummy 4]

No No NOOOO!!!!!
Real guys do NOT use a Bidet....
Meeting was postponed for half
baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone.

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Boudet is a French writer.......
Bidet, well you could keep power tools in it, use it to keep beer cool (desperate), or we could set it on fire or blow it up.Cya
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[rgoper 0]

**Um, guys.....try "bidet".**
aw BS! it'z french, so it'z gotta be boudet! or is that french for sausage? hell, i don't know! i used one once, didn't know what it was, woke up BAD hung over, so i seen this water squirting up in the air, so i threw up first, then i washed my face.........................SYCH!
Richard
"You Don't Think It'z So Funny Now...Do Ya Boy?"
Strother Martin, From The Movie Cool Hand Luke..

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"You Don't Think It'z So Funny Now...Do Ya Boy?"
"What we got here is a failure to communicate, now I don't like any more than you do, but thats way he wants it, and thats the way its gonna be"
and
"I'm shakin' boss"
Cool film, love the opening scene when Luke is topping the heads off parking meters with a pipe cutter....Always wanted to do that!
Cya
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[Cornholio 0]

[beavis]
YEAH!! YEAH!!! BLOW IT UP!!!
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE
[/beavis]
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If first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you.

[Magistr8 0]

Here is a guy thought. Why do women complain about everything all the time when guys are content to be their simple selves?
Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.
Peter

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Why do women complain about everything all the time when guys are content to be their simple selves?
spelling nazi time, that should have been slaves, not selves....
Cya
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[rgoper 0]

has any of you guys heard of a woman actually bragging about a really bad smelling fart? me either, now that's a guy thing!
Richard
"Make My Day!"
Ol' Clint

[sunshine 2]

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has any of you guys heard of a woman actually bragging about a really bad smelling fart? me either, now that's a guy thing!

Well that's because women don't fart!! Everybody knows that."I love the fishes cause they're so delicious"

[lummy 4]

You've never met my ex wife then.......
One CRAZY MOFO.....
baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone.

[Keith 0]

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has any of you guys heard of a woman actually bragging about a really bad smelling fart?

Yep, but she's a skydiver . . . she can bring tears to your eyes without even trying.
Keith

[Magistr8 0]

My mom has really bad gas pains and farts all the time. They smell worse then some of mine.
Ooora
Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.
Peter

[weid14 0]

I know a couple of women skydivers who just crack themselves up with odiferous emissions on the ride to alti.

[lippy 918]

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odiferous emissions on the ride to alti

DON'T FART IN THE F%*KING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a real pet peeve. I at least wait till the door's open, even though it damb near kills me.
It's not a sport unless you can die from massive internal trauma
Lippy

[AggieDave 6]

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DON'T FART IN THE F%*KING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!

You're missing half the fun of skydiving man! Crap, I've damn near been tossed out of the plane at various altitudes because of farts.
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."