Redneck Vasectomy

[Muenkel 0]

Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. " "Trust me, " said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, Arkansas, Idaho, Georgia and West Virginia.
Skydivers...they're just plain cool!
Chris

[jceman 1]

How many times and in how many places are we going to see this old joke?
My God, the humanity!

[Muenkel 0]

Aren't we a little crabby today. I'm sorry, I'm new here.
Skydivers...they're just plain cool!
Chris

[steve1 5]

Great Joke! I've never heard it before.

[freeflir29 0]

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Great Joke! I've never heard it before

Thats because you live in Eastern Montana....
"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay

[steve1 5]

Clay,
When I lived in Western Montana we used to tell North Dakotian jokes. I guess that's why I liked the Red Neck joke so much. Now that I live so close to North Dakota I don't hear many. So this is a really old sick North Dakota Joke.
"Do you know why the Space Program is recruiting so many North Dakotians to become Astronauts?" ......."It's because they are the only ones who can take a crapper in their pants and stand it for two weeks!"
(I told you it was sick. There's plenty more where that one came from. I hope noone reading this is from North Dakota.)

[skycat 0]

To late I read it, our favorite MT jokes usually had to do with sheep and velcro gloves.
BTW...you might want to send clay a pair....

[steve1 5]

I never heard of using velcro gloves. Good idea though. Most of us here just use hip boots. What will they think up next! Technology is a wonderful thing. Steve

[steve1 5]

I'm supposed to be working right now, but my boss is an old Bitch, and it's Friday, so what the hell. I can't remember many jokes, but this is a good one. And I don't mean to offend any Red Necks out there because I'm kinda one myself.
"Do you know how you can tell if you are a Red Neck?".....
If you go to family reunions to pick up women, you are probably a Red Neck"...... (Good one huh!)

[Jumperpaula 0]

Who do Rednecks make fun of?
Thibodeaux say, "Boudreaux! How long we ban frands ?" Boudreaux say, "Well.........All our lives Thibodeaux" Thibodeaux say, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?" Boudreaux say, "I ant gotta boat !" "Da' sign say; "BOAT FOR SALE". Boudreaux say, "OH-NO Thibodeaux !" ....See dat old '72 ford pickem'up truck over-dare" "yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck" Boudreaux say, "See dat '76 Cheverloet Ce-dan" "yas, I see dat Ce-dan" Boudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale
Fly Your Slot !

[kmcguffee 0]

OK.......now you're pickin on coon asses. That's alright. I got somethin for ya.