DOG HUMAN PEEVES

[TEB6363 0]

Here is a list of things for some dog owners:
Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
Yelling at me for barking...
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything
while you're gone.
(Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet.
Why'd you buy carpet?
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew up your stuff when you're not home.
When you pick up the poop piles in the yard.
Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back.
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!

[freeflir29 0]

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The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain

Sorry....that one is just too much fun......
"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay

[hooked 0]

Those are very funny. However my Dog doesn't fall for the 'fake' throws. In fact he doesn't like playing 'fetch', he figures, you threw it, you go get it!'
J

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

You want the stick, you go get it !!! If you wanted it so bad, why did you throw it away in the first place ??!!!
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[dove 0]

Tom,
That's hilarious! I love it!
giggling dove

[TEB6363 0]

I have two dogs, one is 95 lbs and the other is about 70 lbs. The larger dog (Oneil) is a big lug. Heidi is smaller and a little bit of a bitch (pun).
-Ooo...Dove...Why don't you come lay down over here in this soft savanna ??? That's it...
Oh, sorry wrong signature line:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!