Remster 30 #1 April 5, 2002 Its a perverted one guys, so bare with me....I need some web porn expert or photoshop expert to find / make a picture of a guy naked, with an orange colored dick.There is a reason behind this... My boss is dating this girl who works for a company called Orange. I know its childish, but we (at work) think it would be funny...so, can you guys help?RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #2 April 5, 2002 Canadians...."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 April 5, 2002 Either that, or replace it with a mobile phone set on vibrate !! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #4 April 5, 2002 lol um mayby one of the girls can hook you upOpinions are like a-holes everyone has one, the only one that does you any good is yours and all that comes out is shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #5 April 5, 2002 talk to aggieDave, he seems to be able to churn out photoshop stuff. i saw 'orange' and 'dick' and thought it was the old joke about watching pornos and eating cheesies. nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 April 5, 2002 I though about asking Dave, but i figured he'd never admit to having MBytes of man porn... lol RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 April 5, 2002 Try getting Clay to show his tits, that might work for ya..."Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 April 5, 2002 QuoteMy boss is dating this girl who works for a company called OrangeSure Remi.......I'm sure thats why you want man porn....we believe you........"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 April 5, 2002 lol... man porn is easy to get! just ask sunshine and the other ladies... orange man porn on the other hand! lolRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #10 April 5, 2002 Why not paint your dick orange and take a picture with a digital camera ?it would save you a lot of time=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 April 5, 2002 Because, that would just be worng.. plain wrong... and I'm out of orange paint! lolRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #12 April 5, 2002 Got any Cheetos? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #13 April 5, 2002 > and I'm out of orange paint!Stick your knob in a carton of sunny delight, theres enough food colouring in that to do the job.Just trying to help =================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 April 5, 2002 I could give you a chick with orange boobies, or orange anything, though."Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #15 April 5, 2002 sounds liek a plan Aggie! make it boobies (I dont want to make it toooo bad....)RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 April 5, 2002 <-------------As close as I can come (NOT work safe)"Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 April 5, 2002 Man, all you guys who can't open this at work are really missing out on something. I'll give you a hint...it is definitely not a guy with an orange dick!AndiThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 April 5, 2002 Quoteare really missing out on somethingI'm at work and I didn't miss anything....... She is quite tasty looking!"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #19 April 5, 2002 [rubs his hands]excellent[/rubs his hands]now, the next phrase I'm gonna say, I would have never beleived I would ever say but....its not what I was looking for, but since I cant have a guy with an orange cock, it'll do! lmaoRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #20 April 5, 2002 If I didn't know you a bit better, I would be ashamed of being canadian right nowLMAOSkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 April 5, 2002 Quoteman porn is easy to get! just ask sunshine and the other ladies... WTF? Why am I being associated with knowing about man porn?!"I love the fishes cause they're so delicious" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 April 5, 2002 QuoteI would be ashamed of being canadian right nowAren't all Canadians ashamed........"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #23 April 5, 2002 Only a-boot living next door to Americans !! j/k When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 April 5, 2002 QuoteOnly a-boot living next door to Americans !!At least we have guns......"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #25 April 5, 2002 Alright,Who spilled the bottle of Iodine?baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
