Lindsey 0 #1 April 7, 2002 Once upon a time, there was a little sparrow who hated to fly south for the winter. One year, as winter approached, he decided to wait for the last possible day to depart on his journey. He waved good-bye to all of his sparrow friends and settled in to his nest to wait it out alone..... Well, as you might guess, the cold came sooner than the little sparrow expected, and he decided to depart. As he flew out over the Iowa farms, and he realized that the cold may be too much for him to bear....and he was right.....soon ice began to form over the little bird's wings. He was unable to maintain his flight, and he crashed into farmer Jones' farmyard. As he was laying there taking what he thought was his last breath, the farmer's horse, not noticing the little bird laying there, walked over and pooped all over the sparrow. "Auuugggh," thought the bird. "How could it be any worse?" But the he realized he was WARM. He was going to live. My, the sparrow was happy. He was so happy he began to sing at the top of his little lungs. Well...just across the fence was one of the farmer's cats. Hearing the song, the cat jumped over the fence and ate the little bird. There are 3 morals to this story..... (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who takes shit off of you is your friend. (3) When you're warm and comfortable, even if it is in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!Eve was framed!http://home.earthlink.net/~linzwalley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
