FallRate 0 #1 April 9, 2002 So there I was, surfin' the Net. Came across a boobie site (hey, I'm human) and noticed something odd..."Hey! That looks a lot like...OH MY FUGGIN' GOD!!! It's my ex-fiance!!! And what in the hell is she doin' with that guy...AAHHHHH!!! NO FUGGIN' WAY!!! Stop it! STOP IT!!!I wish this was a joke, but it isn't. I haven't seen her in six years and I spent most of last night trying to convince myself that it's not her...but it is her. SHIT!!! DAMN!!! HELL!!! I was recently talking to a friend about looking her up to see if she is doing well. I can't imagine that performing Net-Porn means she's on top of the world. AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! There are millions of boobie sites, and I don't spend a large amount of my time surfing them. What are the freakin' odds!? This just isn't right. God does not like me!!! I must have been a very bad person in a previous life. This sucks!I'm going to go get really drunk now.A Very, Very Stunned FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 April 9, 2002 so did ya yank your crank? j/k I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #3 April 9, 2002 Oh yeah...twice. I might as well get some good out of the experience.FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #5 April 9, 2002 So just where is this site so we can all have a lookseeEvery day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #6 April 9, 2002 I'm still debating as to whether or not I should release that information. I know it's been six years, but the idea of guys watching her have sex is a bit too much. Also, she looks hideous! She was so cute and attractive...now she looks terrible.FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 April 9, 2002 ahhh cum on! if you're gonna tease us, you should post the url!We promise, we're only interested for educational purposes only.. !!! RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #8 April 9, 2002 Here's a compromise.FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 April 9, 2002 ROTFLMAOeuuuhhh, fallrate, did you notice that the pic has the url in it? lmaoRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #10 April 9, 2002 Thank you my good Sir.You are truly a scholar and a gentleman.Every day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #11 April 9, 2002 Yes. I was hoping that everyone would be polite enough to simply look at the one picture and ignore any further urge to see more. Hoping anyway. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 April 9, 2002 Quotepolite enough Splitting my guts here! lmao!!!!ROTFyou do know us, right? or have the bodysnatchers taken over your body??? lolRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #13 April 9, 2002 I figured sharing this with you guys would somehow make it less devastating...so far it seems to be working.What really pisses me off though is the fact that I had a bunch of video of her and myself "in the act" (she seemed to enjoy it...come to think of it, she seemed to enjoy being videotaped way too much...DOH!!!). But after we broke up I decided to be a gentleman and erase all of the video. SHIT!!! DAMN...DAMN...DAMN...DAMN...DAMN IT TO HELL!!!FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #14 April 9, 2002 How many jump tickets do you think you could have got out of that tape???Every day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #15 April 9, 2002 Buahahaha!!!!!Dude, that is *SO* funny. If I were you, I'd have the BIGGEST smile on my face now. You break up, and she ends up doing THIS?Life is cruel. Laugh!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SniperCJ 0 #16 April 9, 2002 And to think it could have been YOU with her on that website....JC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 April 9, 2002 Just be glad it's your ex not your current fiance that you found on that web site. Maybe god doesn't hate you Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #18 April 9, 2002 ROFLMAO, Kieth, way to look at the bright sideCould be your.......mom......daughter.......sister?The fact that it was your ex-girlfriend is not that bad.:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #19 April 9, 2002 Oh man! I seriously feel for you man. I think I get your shock, etc. Going from fiance to porn is an unexpected turn. I know for me, when I broke up with my GF of 3 years, and 6 months later found out she was living in a garage with a 28 year old _french_ guy, doing coke (she was 18) I felt pretty fu*king weird too. And when I found out that she had done "things" with 4 guys in one night, and she was crying, sitting infront of me telling me this, I felt pretty fu*king weird too. I know it's not the same, but in a way, it's soooorta parallel. SOME people like to know that the person they cared about so much at one point is still doing well, and hearing otherwise can really do funny things to the mind. For instance, the garage coke incident which I only found out about after 1+months of it going on, had me reserving a seat on the flight home to bust some ass. I was ready to go in there, beat the dude senseless, and bring her back down here, get her on her feet, but she thankfully smartened up 3 days before I was to fly up there."If I ventured in the slipstream; Between the via-ducts of your dreams.......could you find me?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #20 April 10, 2002 it could be worse, you coulda seen her on jerry springer telling everyone she used to be a man Opinions are like a-holes everyone has one, the only one that does you any good is yours and all that comes out is shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #21 April 10, 2002 whats her name??? i got up to the second page and gave upOpinions are like a-holes everyone has one, the only one that does you any good is yours and all that comes out is shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #22 April 10, 2002 LOL!!Ouch Dude,, reminds me of the J Geils song "Angel is a Centerfold"... my memory has just been sold......Don't read this,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #23 April 10, 2002 Strangely and luckily her name doesn't come up on the ad pages. So no use telling you her name.FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,078 #24 April 10, 2002 It could be worse - for example, you could get a call one night from a friend who said that they saw you, naked, on the playboy channel. Not that ever would happen, of course.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #25 April 10, 2002 QuoteIt could be worse - for example, you could get a call one night from a friend who said that they saw you, naked, on the playboy channel. Not that ever would happen, of course....hey Bill, it almost sounds like you're speaking from experience, lol...hehe...I'd be pretty proud of myself if I ever made it onto the Playboy channel!! "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
