Why skydiving is better than sex...

[Milo 0]

Why skydiving is better than sex...
1. You don't have to hide your skydiving magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to skydive with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about skydiving.
4. If your partner takes pictures of you skydiving, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your skydiving partner doesn't get upset about people you jumped with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to jump with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good skydiver, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you jumping together.
8. If your regular skydiving partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you jump with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you jump by yourself.
10. When paying for a coach jump with a professional skydiver, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a skydiving calendar on your wall at the office, tell friends skydiving jokes, and invite coworkers to jump with you without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no skydiving transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch skydiving on TV, you don't have to put the kids to bed first.
14. Nobody expects you to jump with the same partner the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up skydiving if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your skydiving partner will never say, "Already? We just jumped last weekend! Jumping is all you ever think about."
17. Your jumping partner won't get offended if you suggest a 'three-way'
18. Hop n Pops can be enjoyed by *both* jumpers.
19. You can look at your partners log book and learn how many jump partners they have *really* had.
20. Small rigs can be more fun.

[quade 4]

Amusing, but I'm not sure all of them are true.
5, 8, 11, and 13 have some potential for trouble.
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[Jumperpaula 0]

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12. There are no skydiving transmitted diseases.

What about "downsize fever" ?
I heard it is extremely catching and can be passed along by word of mouth.
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[bbarnhouse 0]

12. There are no skydiving transmitted diseases.
Oh yeah? What do you call Clay?
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