A Stinkin' Pig Joke

[flyhi 24]

A farmer had five female pigs and as times were hard, he
decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five
male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate
the pigs and split everything 50/50. As the farmers lived
sixty miles from one another they agreed to meet halfway
and find a field in which to mate their pigs.
The first morning the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 am,
loaded the pigs into the family station wagon,
and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating he
asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they're
pregnant?"
The other farmer replied, "Tomorrow morning, if they're in
the grass grazing, then they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, then they're not."
The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so the farmer
called the other farmer, hosed his pigs off; loaded them
into the family station wagon again and drove off to try again.
The following morning, it was mud again !! This
continued for a week until one morning the farmer was so tired
he couldn't get out of bed. He called out to his wife,
"Honey, please look outside and tell me if the pigs are in
the mud or in the field."
"Well, neither," yelled his wife. "They're all in the
station wagon, and one of them's honking the horn!"
flyhi
"To understand Mankind, you must look at its two root words; Mank and Ind."