Muenkel 0 #1 April 17, 2002 Hung Chow calls his boss and says: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I reallysick. I got headache,stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel likethis I go to my wifeand tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. Youshould try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feelgreat, I be at work soon.You got a nice house."Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 April 17, 2002 Hung Chow must be in the Army....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #3 April 17, 2002 I heard a long time ago that they name there children by banging pots and pans together...Ching-Chang-Chong Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #4 April 17, 2002 I heard they dropped the silverware down the stairs.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #5 April 17, 2002 DINNNNNNNNNNNER!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #6 April 17, 2002 QuoteHung ChowIs Hung Chow chinese for Blow Job? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 April 17, 2002 QuoteIs Hung Chow chinese for Blow Job?I'll go check with my Chinese co-worker. She'll know. Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #8 April 17, 2002 How are you gonna check?? Ask what it means or just ASK??????:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #9 April 17, 2002 QuoteHow are you gonna check?? Ask what it means or just ASK??????LMAO...I can see him walking up to her and saying "Hung Chow?" and getting his face slapped!Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 April 17, 2002 QuoteHow are you gonna check?? Ask what it means or just ASK??????I asked....no answer. I think I am going to be sued.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #11 April 17, 2002 QuoteI asked....no answer.Maybe you should ask again. Louder this time, she might not have heard you:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 April 17, 2002 QuoteMaybe you should ask again. Louder this time, she might not have heard youMy pants were unzipped....isn't this loud enough?Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #13 April 17, 2002 ROFL!!!!:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 April 17, 2002 QuoteROFL!!!!Strange, that was her response also...hmmSkydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #15 April 17, 2002 "Sek Jiu" in Cantonese"Makan Pisang" in Indonesia"Jin jin sha bu re" in JapaneseNo kidding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #16 April 17, 2002 Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an african american baby? They named it Sum Ting Wong--~Captain CutawayI can disassemble a rig in less than 5 seconds... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #17 April 17, 2002 Bwwahahaha! Good one Spy!Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #18 April 17, 2002 Pretty funny but I don't think the poor chinese impression adds anything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
