the axis of EVIL!!!!! lol

[wingnut 0]

Bitter after being snbbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his state of the Union address.
Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everyone knows we're the best evils...best at being evil...we're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil axis. So you only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
THE AXIS PANDEMIC
Peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed "the Axis of Somewhat Evil" forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in "the Axis of Occasionally Evil," while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established "the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable."
With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador and Rwanda applied to be called "the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly won't be Asked to Host the Olympics" ; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed "the Axis of Nations that are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America," while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established "the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed To Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick."
"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive first minister Jack McConnell

"i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C.

[bbarnhouse 0]

"the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed To Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick."
Bwahhhhhhhhhhhh or should I say:Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[nubain1 0]

hey,my soon to be ex wife is from "the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable."
And i can tell you that she is truly a evil bitch.If you want to remain sane never marry a woman from bulgaria.

[freeflir29 0]

Clint....good to see you on DZ.com! Yep...those Eastern Europeans look good but are nothing but trouble. "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[nubain1 0]

Yeah,esp. though from former soviet block countries.I'll never make that mistake again.it's already cost around 10k in attorneys fees and I still haven't been able to get away from "the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable." And thanks for the welcome mat.I've been hanging out in the shadows for the past yr just reading and not getting involved.but..... I thinks that's gonna change.

[coconutmonkey 0]

Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed "the Axis of Nations that are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America,"
ROTFLMAO

[Scratch 0]

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those Eastern Europeans look good but are nothing but trouble.

I can see it now.
Eastern European woman, " Hey American boobie boy. You want one night meaningless casual sex with beautiful Romanian woman"
Clay "No"
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha
Every day above ground is a good day.

[freeflir29 0]

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" Hey American boobie boy. You want one night meaningless casual sex with beautiful Romanian woman"

Been there done that with the Ukranian chics in Korea. Most of them were really hot though and it was very tough to say no. "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Cool Wingnut, reminds me of Monty Python's Life Of Brian....
and the Judaean popular front scene...
Cya
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