Top 10 signs that your coworker is a hacker

[lummy 4]

10. Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes-- three years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6. "Somehow" gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker...
1. You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

[gale 0]

HA! I'm laughing my ass off. Thanks!
(Of course, that's just because I'm a big geek!)
Gale
Life's not worth living if you can't feel alive

[ChromeBoy 0]

He types on the keyboard all day long
Typin' and a-boppin' and singing his song
All the little techies on Oakland Street
Love to hear the Lummy go delete delete delete
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Stop trying to give me away !! I'm going to have to act innocent now !!
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[skymama 37]

Quote

its not whether you win or loose

I can't take it anymore! Where's Jessica when you need her? That should be lose !
Whew....my job is done.
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[lummy 4]

HEY!!!!
I'm SPN#2 (Jessica is 1) You can be 3 tho....
Dot those I's DAMMIT!!!!
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

[skymama 37]

But, Lummy, he's done a ton of posts with that tag on there. You missed it!
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[lummy 4]

Uh... okay [sheepish smile]
I have been slipping lately. Must be time to take more geritol.....
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

[Michele 1]

Actually,
]quote]its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
Well, not to be particular, but it's not just "loose" v. "lose", it's "its" v. "it's"....
you see, "its" possessive, meaning it owns something, whereas "it's" is a contraction of "it is", which is the correct usage in this instance.
Hey, which # does that make me?
Ciels and Pinks-
Michele
If you really want to, you can seize the day; if you really want to, you can fly away...
~enya~

[lummy 4]

Hmmmm.... I think you earned it on that one :)
I hereby anoint thee SPN#4
You shall now be known as "protector of the apostrophe"
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?