I am completely disgusted

[bbarnhouse 0]

Imagine 20 years old and taking home over 58 million dollars.
That is just sick and wrong! Skybytch had better win the lottery so Chromey can be the pool boy and I can be the chauffer.
*Wonders who will be the maid.......
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[ChromeBoy 0]

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That is just sick and wrong! Skybytch had better win the lottery so Chromey can be the pool boy and I can be the chauffer.
*Wonders who will be the maid.......

TequilaGirl will be the maid and the two of us will live in the poolhouse. We get 4 hours a day off for skydiving though. Sounds like a plan TG?
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space

[bbarnhouse 0]

OK I'll drive ya to the DZ.....but I get to jump too!
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[freeflir29 0]

Yep....a little redneck girl from Dacula, GA. Talk about backwoods town. I looked at a house out there not long ago. Shitty drive to work though so I didn't buy it. I wonder how long it will take her to dump her present boyfriend? "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Yeah, I heard about on the radio on my way into work this am.....
Anyone got her phone number?????
And if Skybytch wins the lottery,and your were her maid, can I be the Chauffeur...
Thunderbirds script.....Parker is driving Lady penelope home late at night.....
Lady Penelope:- Parker stop the car.
Parker:- Yes m'lady.
LP:- Parker, get out the driver seat and join me in the back.
P:- Yes m'lady.
LP:- Parker take off my blouse.
P:- Yes m'lady.
LP:- Parker take off my dress.
P :-Yes m'lady.
LP:- Parker, don't you ever let me catch you wearing them again.
Cya
D

[Divadiver 0]

Well, all I have to say is Lisa is going to need a personal assistant, so everyone get in line because I'm keeping her appointment book!
(sheepish look) This is O.K., with you Lisa?(sheepish look)
Oh, let's see there seems to be an opening for a Masseur . . . (hint, hint to all you good looking skydiving guys out there) A girl deserves a nice rub down after a long day of skydiving!
Diva

[ChromeBoy 0]

Skybytch I just have a few items I would like to discuss....
1. I have an option on wearing a shirt. If you are on the patio I will take my shirt off but I want to be able to wear it at times as well.
2. TequilaGirl has to wear one of those skimpy maid outfits.
3. All my skydiving gear and jump tickets are paid for. BB, TG and I are members of your 4, 8 and 10 way teams.
4. I get to consume as much beer as I want to even while working.
5. I get three weeks paid vacation a year for WFFC, Eloy, and National where our teams will compete.
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space

[TequilaGirl 0]

Chromey is my hero...........

[Zinger 0]

Don't worry, I bet within 15 years she will be selling her stuff to keep the banks off her back, 20 years and she will be big time broke, 25 years from now and she will be alone and living in a box on the street...lol. Atleast that's what I like to think..lol..

[bbarnhouse 0]

Oh and I can keep everyone in top shape as the personal athletic trainer........my salary just doubled! Ohhh goody.....
Chromey~ the current boyfriend is history! I can't believe she would saddle herself with anyone at this point...she's gonna partay! As to the 4,8 and 10 ways......Bytch can we please have different color schemes for each with matching ......oh just everything?
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[Muenkel 0]

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58 million dollers

Man, that's alot of possum!!!
Skydivers...they're just plain cool!
Chris

[AndyMan 7]

For 58 million dollars, even I would be Skybytch's maid... I'd even leave Skybytch the right to choose my wardrobe...
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[skybytch 273]

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1. I have an option on wearing a shirt. If you are on the patio I will take my shirt off but I want to be able to wear it at times as well.

Negative. Pool boy/lawn boy cannot wear a shirt. Ever. Period. And no baggy jeans either.

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2. TequilaGirl has to wear one of those skimpy maid outfits.

Only if and when she wants to.

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3. All my skydiving gear and jump tickets are paid for. BB, TG and I are members of your 4, 8 and 10 way teams.

Okay. But you have to buy your own tunnel time, cuz you didn't mention it here.

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4. I get to consume as much beer as I want to even while working.

Okay. But not when we're jumping.

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5. I get three weeks paid vacation a year for WFFC, Eloy, and National where our teams will compete.

WFFC and Nationals are not vacations... those are part of the job description. You will get no vacations.

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As to the 4,8 and 10 ways......Bytch can we please have different color schemes for each with matching ......oh just everything?

Yup. But I refuse to allow pink or purple or any variant thereof on any of our equipment.
pull & flare,
lisa
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[freeflir29 0]

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But I refuse to allow pink or purple or any variant thereof on any of our equipment

The pink I can see.....the purple...well, you've just gone too far!!!
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[bbarnhouse 0]

I can live without the pink and purple...........but PUHLEEZ no puce.....I can't do puce.....that's like ewwwww
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[ChromeBoy 0]

Only people with Big Boobies where purple. With the exception of Andyman! Bytch, I want to renegotiate on a couple of items.
1. Tequila Girls Uniform
2. Tunnel Time
Remember...BB will be training us so I will look really good in with my shirt off and swim trunks. No speedos though...only Viking wheres Speedos.
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space

[n2skdvn 0]

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no puce.....I can't do puce.....that's like ewwwww

what the hell is puce????? ive never seen that color in the rainbow!!!!
if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!
click me

[bbarnhouse 0]

puce is like a green/brown color......similar to vomit cause that's what it makes me wanna do when I see it!
Hehe
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[ChromeBoy 0]

Nice website update Lisa. Everyone...http://www.skybytch.com/
This just in...MTV will be hosting a new show similiar to the Osbournes and it will be called "The Skybytch".
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space

[TEB6363 0]

Hey, nice website!!! BTW, who is the camera guy on "fire" with all the pink smoke in the pic???
:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!

[skybytch 273]

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who is the camera guy on "fire" with all the pink smoke in the pic???

That'd be Clay Bonavito pull & flare,
lisa
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[AggieDave 6]

Damn, I'm 22 and could definately use some of that cash. Hell, I'd settle for $100 right now. I hope he invests atleast half of that in a well deversified portfolio, he probably won't though. Me? I'd invest atleast half, using a good finacial advisor to help me pick what I need to have, then buy some schweet gear, my dream gear. I would definately have to set my folks up real nice, so they don't have to work ever again and can live very comfortably. Build up my truck, finish building my bug, get a West Coast Chopper custom built for me...
Oh, that would be cool.
People always say that money doesn't make you happy, I just want the chance to try to prove them wrong.
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapeze, I can fly

[bbarnhouse 0]

Sounds good Dave except the winner was a GIRL!
:P~~~~~~
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[AggieDave 6]

If only I could meet a girl that was into that stuff...THAT would rock!
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapeze, I can fly

[freeflir29 0]

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Sounds good Dave except the winner was a GIRL!

I know...and she doesn't live far away.....and she is even kinda cute
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"