naughty naughty

[bbarnhouse 0]

Two gay guys decide to have a baby. They mix thier sperm, then they have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born they rush to the hospital.
Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner in smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
Isn't it wonderful Niel says to Bruce "all these unhappy children, and ours is so happy"
The nurse says; "He's happy now, but just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass."
(Oh and this was sent to me by the children's father! no wonder)
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[freeflir29 0]

Thats really bad.....yet funny....."It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[Muenkel 0]

Too funny!
Skydivers...they're just plain cool!
Chris

[Rdutch 0]

Two homosexual men and two lesbians are in a race from Orlando to key west who wins? The lesbians were doing 69 the whole way while the homosexuals are still home packing their shit.
Hook low Flare late

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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The lesbians were doing 69 the whole way

Were they driving? Who was steering?
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[rhino 0]

2 gay guys are taking a shower and the phone rings.. The one getting the phone says don't cum without me!! The guy gets back from answering the phone and there is cum everywhere!!! He yelled.. I told you not to cum without me!! The other guy said with a frown.. I didn't.. I farted..
Blue Skies .....

[Rdutch 0]

Four gay guys are in a hot tub suddenly a rubber floats to the top one guy says ok who farted?
Hook low Flare late