skymama 37 #1 April 17, 2002 Jesus was sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender was washing glasses when an elderly Irishman came in and with great difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The Irishman looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded and the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey also. The next patron was an ailing Italian with a hunched back and slowness of movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting down there. The bartender nodded and the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti also. The third patron, a redneck, swaggered in dragging his knuckles on the floor and hollered. "Barkeep, set me up a cold one. Hey, is that God's Boy down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one too. As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg and he got up and danced a jig to the door. Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness you are healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten and he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door. Jesus walked toward the redneck, and the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me, I'm drawin' disability!" AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 April 17, 2002 lmfao!You be havin some rednecks really pissed at you....that is, if they can read.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 April 17, 2002 well, I made sure I also sent it to my redneck friends I still have from when I lived in AL. AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 April 17, 2002 Quotethat is, if they can read.Oh...we can read allright......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 April 17, 2002 QuoteOh...we can read allright......Obviously you can't spell though.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 April 17, 2002 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 April 17, 2002 QuoteObviously you can't spell though.That space bar is tricky sometimes...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 April 17, 2002 QuoteThat space bar is tricky sometimes....I don't think the problem was your space bar...look again.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #9 April 17, 2002 QuoteI don't think the problem was your space bar...look again.I think he mean"we can read a'ight"hehe... "ah-igit... blah" "Ever see a chocolate cake do this?!" ... god that show cracks me up..Sorry, I'll go back to drinking... uhh... working nowGenerally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #10 April 17, 2002 Be nice, you don't want to upset someone's sister, wife, aunt,... She'd be real mad.:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #11 April 19, 2002 Im telling Rusty TrappHook low Flare late Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
