Serious?

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

OK, let's see if you guys can deal with serious subjects as well.
I've only got one question: What is, in your opinion, the influence of maritime winds on the maiting habits of the indian elefant???
just wondering....
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

[bbarnhouse 0]

Did you mean elephant? And....quite significant i would say.
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[Muenkel 0]

Dude, it's Friday. Need I say more?
Such an interesting monster with such an interesting hairdo.
Chris

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

Sorry for any spelling mistakes that might occur (elephant it is), My dutch and french are better...
Significant in what way???
and more important, is the wind direction a factor???
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

[lummy 4]

WEll of course the wind direction matters.....
If it is an offshore wind pattern, the air is dryer and warmer. This in effect raises the efalephalant's body temperature an average of 3 to 5 degrees (C).
To put it mildly, the Effie get's hot n bothered
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

[freeflir29 0]

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is the wind direction a factor???

Yes.....for the male must be downwind to pick up the scent of the delicious poontang.
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[Divadiver 0]

[shock][shock][shock]!!!

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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delicious poontang

Aren't elephants a bit loose for you clay?
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

-Yes.....for the male must be downwind to pick up the scent of the delicious poontang. -
=> or maybe the other way around in certain cases, I mean, we're not talking about pussy here, but uhmm, like, serious PUSS
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

[freeflir29 0]

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Aren't elephants a bit loose for you clay?

Thanks for the setup!! Nope...sure aren't......"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

You're strange dude !!
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[Divadiver 0]

I believe you are correct in your assumption that wind direction plays an important part. It is after all the wind that is responsible (no matter which direction it is coming from) for the attraction between the female elephants and the male.
The Indian elephant has bigger ears than the African elephant as many of you probably already know. What you may not know is the females are attracted to different elephants not so much for the size of the ears, but for the flapping of the ears in the wind.
Diva

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

are you telling size doesn't matter???
pfffft
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

[freeflir29 0]

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The Indian elephant has bigger ears than the African elephant as many of you probably already know

Ummm....I thought there were African and ASIAN elephants....with the African having much larger ears. I'm not exactly a biologist but I have been known to watch the Discovery channel. "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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The Indian elephant has bigger ears than the African elephant

Thought it was the other way round?
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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have been known to watch the Discovery channel

Free porn on here guys !!
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[Divadiver 0]

See flapping in the wind (for the newbies)
http://www.funinbc.com/skydive/Naked.htm
Go about half way down the page and click on the must see!! (it's doesn't take 10 min. to download either)
Clay, you guys pipe down! Not only have you been watching the Discovery Channel but apparently paying attention!! [geesh, rolling eyes] [pulling off rubber boots]
Diva

[freeflir29 0]

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Not only have you been watching the Discovery Channel but apparently paying attention!!

Ever seen "Dude where's my car?" "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[Divadiver 0]

Nope, can't say that one's on my must see list.
Diva