I am taking up bowling!!

[Slappie 9]

Cya!! I'm going to take up bowling... I'm so sorry I don't live up to some peoples standards!! I work my ass of for what little money I get and I can't afford to buy a fuckin rig! I take being called a fuckin whuffo pretty seriously because I for one am a god damn skydiver! I just don't have all the fuckin money it takes to buy a god damn rig! So fuckin LAY OFF!
I jump when I can afford to jump I HATE BORROWING Other peoples rigs ect... and to jump with rentals is just crazy.. so I do maybe one or two jumps a month!! I am atleast trying to stay fuckin current !! So just back off and leave me the fuck alone! I'll jump when I can afford too...
BAH!
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[Slowfaller 0]

What kind of bowling ball are you gonna buy?

[bbarnhouse 0]

WOW Slapphappy~ bad day?
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[freeflir29 0]

Slappie....did someone forget to change your diaper???? "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[freeflir29 0]

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What kind of bowling ball are you gonna buy?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[Muenkel 0]

Hmmm...a guy with PMS...interesting.
Such an interesting monster with such an interesting hairdo.
Chris

[skybytch 273]

Maybe this should have been sent as a PM???
pull & flare,
lisa
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[TequilaGirl 0]

Sorry Slappie - no more Whuffo comments - I know you are a skydiver......hey - but if you really do take up bowling - will you take Freebird with you????????????????

[Slappie 9]

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What kind of bowling ball are you gonna buy?

A big one with holes in it...
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[bbarnhouse 0]

I was going to say that but.....it wouldn't be very kind......pf course pre-meditated-skydiving is ok
It only takes a little pixie dust......

[freeflir29 0]

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Maybe this should have been sent as a PM???

This is waaaaayyy more fun though!!!
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[ChromeBoy 0]

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hey - but if you really do take up bowling - will you take Freebird with you????????????????

TG, that is just wrong.

[Muenkel 0]

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TG, that is just wrong.

It's the tequila. We can't hold her responsible.
Such an interesting monster with such an interesting hairdo.
Chris

[freeflir29 0]

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TG, that is just wrong

But funny!!! Get together with AUfreefly and you guys could start a league.
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[skycat 0]

*hugs* slappie we still love you and you know it. We know you aren't a wuffo, but you know some of the bowling shirt are pretty cool, I think you would look good in a green one with a white collar, and King Pin Slapster embroidered on the front.

[hisgoofyness 0]

may i suggest, "The Hammer"
its a good ball, and hooks really well, it seems to always find its way into the pocket
ok i must run away and hind now... for knowing bowling lingo
hisgoofyness
"My altimeter reads zero... What do I do now?" MB

[Slowfaller 0]

So what's being said is that its wrong for somebody to write down bowling as their 2nd favorite sport on their USPA application? Bowlings extreem!!! I broke my hand bowling, only bone I've ever broken!!!

[freeflir29 0]

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you know some of the bowling shirt are pretty cool

Isn't it required wear for MTV hosts?
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[TheMarshMan1 0]

Don't worry, Slappie....if not having a rig, and not having money, and not jumping every day make you a whuffo...then I am too, and so are a lot of people on here.
...and the way it looks, I'm going to be an A-licensed whuffo (whatever that is) for quite some time...I just got another student loan for more money than I can count, and guess what? Once I consolidate all of my student loans, I should be paying them off completely sometime around my 50th fucking birthday. Oh yeah, and my truck won't be paid off for another 3 years, and they tell me I can't live in that box behind the 7-11. So don't worry...you're not the only skydiving whuffo around...
"If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

[AggieDave 6]

Atleast when you bown you can drink *while* you enjoy yourself and the worst thing that could happen if you're bowling drunk is you drop the ball on your foot...
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapeze, I can fly

[flyhi 24]

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the worst thing that could happen if you're bowling drunk is you drop the ball on your foot

Actually the worst thing that could happen is to drop the ball a little higher than your foot, if you know what I mean.
Slappie, you're one of the few people worth reading on here. Don't force me to start reading some of these other hacks.
flyhi
"To understand Mankind, you must look at its two root words; Mank and Ind."

[Muenkel 0]

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bown

Ah Dave, what is this word?
Such an interesting monster with such an interesting hairdo.
Chris

[freeflir29 0]

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the worst thing that could happen if you're bowling drunk is you drop the ball on your foot...

Or break your hand......
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[AggieDave 6]

For some reason, the 'n' key is next to the 'l' key on my odd little qwerty, so sometimes I don't always get the keys right...
(translation:I hit the wrong key because I was typing fast A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapeze, I can fly

[Slowfaller 0]