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The last one is good !!
> A competition was recently held to find out the most embarrassing moments
in
> people's lives. Here following are the final four places.
>
> Fourth Place:
>
> While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some
> pent-up energy and started to run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of
> her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
> told her that if she didn't start behaving herself "right now", she would
be
> punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just
as
> threatening, "if you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I
> saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!". The silence was deafening
> after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were
> doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with
my
> daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me
> were the screams of laughter.
>
> Third Place
>
> It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my
> parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for
a
> romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
> telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her
> piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we
> didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs,
> the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE".
> My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my
friends
> were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in state
of
> shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no
one
> in my family has planned a surprise party again.
>
> Second Place
>
> A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got
up
> to the checker, she learned that one of the items had no price tag.
Imagine
> her embarrassment when the checker got on the public address system and
> boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN.
TAMPAX
> SUPERSIZE". That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store
> apparently misunderstood the word *Tampax* for *Thumbtacks*. In a very
> business-like tone, a price boomed back over the public address system;
"DO
> YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND THAT YOU BELT IN
> WITH A HAMMER?"
>
> And the Winner Is:
>
> This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In
a
> biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found
in
> semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I
understand
> what you are saying, there is as much glucose in male semen, as in
sugar?".
> "That's correct" responded the professor, going on to add much statistical
> data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "then why
doesn't
> it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out
> laughing, the poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly
what
> she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books
> without a word and walked out of the class; and never returned. However,
as
> she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic....
> Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "... because the taste
> buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of
your
> throat!".
When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

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This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.

And yet some how 91% percent of the class of 2001 managed to graduate with honors (check out this story in the Boston Globe).
--
Brian

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Very funny story. However, a bad response on the part of the professor.
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