skycat 0 #26 April 23, 2002 convince him, how about I distract him by flashing him while you get on the plane....one of those it's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission kind of moments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #27 April 23, 2002 That's one way to get around the whole permission thing.. Although, if you give a mouse a cookie...he's gonna want a glass of milk too. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #28 April 23, 2002 Paula's a grown woman Mikey! Leave her alone with this or we will duct tape you to one of the tent poles in the loading area and you'll miss the whole show....oops I meant jump! Gemini... Fear? Fear is riding the plane down ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #29 April 23, 2002 Hey Trent - your Dad is back on DZ.com again..............he he he Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #30 April 23, 2002 Boy, try to help someone out and they call the cops! Gemini... Fear? Fear is riding the plane down ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 April 23, 2002 QuoteHey Trent - your Dad is back on DZ.com againDamn....you guys are ruthless...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #32 April 23, 2002 Sorry - I just couldn't help myself.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #33 April 23, 2002 I'm game. I hope nobodies grossed out by rolls of fat and white skin. I am a little worried about a main and penis entanglement though. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #34 April 23, 2002 QuoteWe dirt dive, then I strip in the plane. Do a Spaceland sunset 20 ( oh, wait...we have two otters now) 20 ++ way, then I strip, unannounced. Think that would piss everyone off? QuoteI'm game. I hope nobodies grossed out by rolls of fat and white skin. What about the fall rate? What about tracking away? What about trying to take a grip on you? Okay, forget that one. What about the fall rate?flyhi"To understand Mankind, you must look at its two root words; Mank and Ind." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #35 April 23, 2002 Talking from personal experience, fall rate COOKS when you're naked...A human cannonball, I rise above it allUp higher then a trapeze, I can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhale 0 #36 April 23, 2002 I was taking a level 3 up and, right before we got set up for our exit, the girl in front us, very well built, flashed us. Needless to say, the student bombed the skydive, did terrible. We landed, I walked over to him, and he was grinning ear to ear. All he could say was, "Did you see the size of her hooters!!?" Not a care in the world that he was going to have to repeat the dive. What a spell you evil women have! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #37 April 23, 2002 FliHi,I think the fall rate will be okay. I usually fall fairly slow once I get all my manly parts flapping in the wind. It creates a lot of drag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #38 April 23, 2002 Grass is always greener. You see, If I had a wuffo boyfriend, this wouldn't even be an issue cause THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW. But noooo. I have to have a skydiver boyfriend....who wants to give permission.....Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #39 April 23, 2002 ok now I just have to tease paula.......Hey Paula, I'm dating a skydiver and I don't have to ask him if I can jump nekkid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #40 April 24, 2002 Jumper Paula,Maybe I could talk to your boyfriend for you and convince him that there is nothing to worry about. Maybe we could all promise not to peek, and to only take grips in an appropriate manner. You can also be the dive master for this load. Are there any minimun requirements that one needs to be on this load? Will it be by invitation only? Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #41 April 24, 2002 QuoteMaybe we could all promise not to peekThat's right. Just remember, even behind those dark sunglasses of mine, I won't be looking. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #42 April 24, 2002 Quote You can also be the dive master for this load. That's Mistress.....Dive Mistress! Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #43 April 24, 2002 So is it agreed that dark sunglasses will be allowed? Is there anyone else out there that wants on this load? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites