steve1 5 #1 April 22, 2002 I like to tell stories. Some people say that it is because when you get to be an old Fart it's about all you're good for. But anyway this is no bull shit. It really happened. I was at Perris a couple years ago, climbing to altitude in the Shark. I kept wondering why everyone was nervously looking toward the front of the plane where I was sitting. Some of them seemed to be smiling at me so I smiled back at them. It was about then that I happened to notice the lady sitting almost right next to me. She didn't have any shirt on. It scared the hell out of me. I almost forgot my dive plan. Actually it wasn't all that scary, but it did take me off guard. The End Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #2 April 22, 2002 What's the matter never seen ta tas before?LOLcheersIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #3 April 22, 2002 QuoteIt was about then that I happened to notice the lady sitting almost right next to me. She didn't have any shirt on. It scared the hell out of me. I though you were going to say that ended up not being a lady but it was actually Clay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #4 April 22, 2002 Some one doing her 500th jump one time decided to go naked on the skydive. There were some big names on that dive. I believe it was a 20 way with plenty of video. One naked woman and 19 clothed skydivers in free fall. All the men forgot the skydive. Scared? No......... Distracted? Yes.............diverdriver? Were you flying that particular load in Monterey? Remember?SEBAZZ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites steve1 5 #5 April 22, 2002 Chrome Boy,No, I don't think it was Clay. I remember seeing some pictures of him a while back, and I don't think he had pectorials like this gal. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #6 April 22, 2002 Video? Pics? Come on, it didn't really happen if theres no video...A human cannonball, I rise above it allUp higher then a trapeze, I can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites steve1 5 #7 April 22, 2002 BBarnHouse,Oh I see my wife's ta tas all the time. I'm just not used to having a set of them sneak up on me like that. I can't figure out why my wife doesn't like this story. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DENGOPHER 0 #8 April 22, 2002 I would have asked if she wanted some one to jump with her... i need to meet a woman like that .... boobies don't scare me!!!! i like boobies...LOTS OF BOOBIES!!!!!!!just jump!!!!gopher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites steve1 5 #9 April 23, 2002 DenGopher,Tell you what, come to Perris next Christmas and I'll introduce you to her. I told her that I was already taken. (I could tell right off that she had her eye on me). I can't remember much about her face but I'm sure I can remember other parts of her if I see them again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #10 April 23, 2002 Quote Some one doing her 500th jump one time decided to go naked... ya know, Im coming up on my 500th. Now you've got me thinking. We dirt dive, then I strip in the plane. Do a Spaceland sunset 20 ( oh, wait...we have two otters now) 20 ++ way, then I strip, unannounced. Think that would piss everyone off? Paula wearing nothing but a leadbelly...Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites steve1 5 #11 April 23, 2002 Jumper Paula,Sounds fine to me. I think it would be a great idea. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 April 23, 2002 QuoteOne naked woman and 19 clothed skydivers in free fallI would make that one naked woman and 19 chumps!!! I mean...if she is nice enough to be naked when she jumps with you....shouldn't you return the favor? "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antimike 0 #13 April 23, 2002 UHHHH Humm you didn't ask me sweetie!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #14 April 23, 2002 ohhhh, I have to ASK now...if I can jump naked? Man, that's a far far cry from the Wharton days. I guess I should at least ask Michelle... Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TequilaGirl 0 #15 April 23, 2002 Definately ask Michelle......and if she gives you the green light - I will jump naked on your 500th........oh and Mikey is that ok??????????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #16 April 23, 2002 Don't Ask!! What are you crazy...remember. It's easier to get forgiveness then permission. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #17 April 23, 2002 Mikey...what do you mean ask??? I thought naked jumps were required.....Hmmm...I do remember your birthday jump was suppose to be naked, but if I remember correct you chicked out Paula, why ask michelle, I'll do it, I'm moving in 3 weeks what is she going to do ban me from the DZ.....hahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #18 April 23, 2002 Well, your leaving and she's not. One time TG didn't ask Michelle- he he Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 April 23, 2002 Quoteohhhh, I have to ASK now...if I can jump naked? Naughty girl......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #20 April 23, 2002 he he he....you know that tiny little string bikini I had last year *evilgrin* I only bought it cause I know it was annoy her. fyi...the rest of my bikini tops are the sports bra type. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #21 April 23, 2002 Quote ..but if I remember correct you chicked out.. Im no chicken, but I have to ask first....xoxoxo Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #22 April 23, 2002 QuoteThink that would piss everyone off?Wouldn't piss me off. And if you have to get permission from Mikey, I'm looking for the pod because someone has snatched him and replaced him with an imposter. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #23 April 23, 2002 I'm afraid that if I did a naked jump the wind would push my penis in between my legs and when I go to deploy I would accidentally keep grabbin and pullin my penis instead of the hackey! That would hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 April 23, 2002 QuoteIm no chicken, but I have to ask first....how about I kidnap you, take you with me and we can jump nekkid all we want.So paula has he given up naked runway runs too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #25 April 23, 2002 Quote UHHHH Humm you didn't ask me sweetie!!!!!!!!!! Someone convince this man that he should let me jump naked if I want to. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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Sebazz1 2 #4 April 22, 2002 Some one doing her 500th jump one time decided to go naked on the skydive. There were some big names on that dive. I believe it was a 20 way with plenty of video. One naked woman and 19 clothed skydivers in free fall. All the men forgot the skydive. Scared? No......... Distracted? Yes.............diverdriver? Were you flying that particular load in Monterey? Remember?SEBAZZ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #5 April 22, 2002 Chrome Boy,No, I don't think it was Clay. I remember seeing some pictures of him a while back, and I don't think he had pectorials like this gal. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 April 22, 2002 Video? Pics? Come on, it didn't really happen if theres no video...A human cannonball, I rise above it allUp higher then a trapeze, I can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #7 April 22, 2002 BBarnHouse,Oh I see my wife's ta tas all the time. I'm just not used to having a set of them sneak up on me like that. I can't figure out why my wife doesn't like this story. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DENGOPHER 0 #8 April 22, 2002 I would have asked if she wanted some one to jump with her... i need to meet a woman like that .... boobies don't scare me!!!! i like boobies...LOTS OF BOOBIES!!!!!!!just jump!!!!gopher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #9 April 23, 2002 DenGopher,Tell you what, come to Perris next Christmas and I'll introduce you to her. I told her that I was already taken. (I could tell right off that she had her eye on me). I can't remember much about her face but I'm sure I can remember other parts of her if I see them again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #10 April 23, 2002 Quote Some one doing her 500th jump one time decided to go naked... ya know, Im coming up on my 500th. Now you've got me thinking. We dirt dive, then I strip in the plane. Do a Spaceland sunset 20 ( oh, wait...we have two otters now) 20 ++ way, then I strip, unannounced. Think that would piss everyone off? Paula wearing nothing but a leadbelly...Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #11 April 23, 2002 Jumper Paula,Sounds fine to me. I think it would be a great idea. Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 April 23, 2002 QuoteOne naked woman and 19 clothed skydivers in free fallI would make that one naked woman and 19 chumps!!! I mean...if she is nice enough to be naked when she jumps with you....shouldn't you return the favor? "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antimike 0 #13 April 23, 2002 UHHHH Humm you didn't ask me sweetie!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #14 April 23, 2002 ohhhh, I have to ASK now...if I can jump naked? Man, that's a far far cry from the Wharton days. I guess I should at least ask Michelle... Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #15 April 23, 2002 Definately ask Michelle......and if she gives you the green light - I will jump naked on your 500th........oh and Mikey is that ok??????????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #16 April 23, 2002 Don't Ask!! What are you crazy...remember. It's easier to get forgiveness then permission. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #17 April 23, 2002 Mikey...what do you mean ask??? I thought naked jumps were required.....Hmmm...I do remember your birthday jump was suppose to be naked, but if I remember correct you chicked out Paula, why ask michelle, I'll do it, I'm moving in 3 weeks what is she going to do ban me from the DZ.....hahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #18 April 23, 2002 Well, your leaving and she's not. One time TG didn't ask Michelle- he he Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 April 23, 2002 Quoteohhhh, I have to ASK now...if I can jump naked? Naughty girl......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #20 April 23, 2002 he he he....you know that tiny little string bikini I had last year *evilgrin* I only bought it cause I know it was annoy her. fyi...the rest of my bikini tops are the sports bra type. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #21 April 23, 2002 Quote ..but if I remember correct you chicked out.. Im no chicken, but I have to ask first....xoxoxo Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #22 April 23, 2002 QuoteThink that would piss everyone off?Wouldn't piss me off. And if you have to get permission from Mikey, I'm looking for the pod because someone has snatched him and replaced him with an imposter. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #23 April 23, 2002 I'm afraid that if I did a naked jump the wind would push my penis in between my legs and when I go to deploy I would accidentally keep grabbin and pullin my penis instead of the hackey! That would hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #24 April 23, 2002 QuoteIm no chicken, but I have to ask first....how about I kidnap you, take you with me and we can jump nekkid all we want.So paula has he given up naked runway runs too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #25 April 23, 2002 Quote UHHHH Humm you didn't ask me sweetie!!!!!!!!!! Someone convince this man that he should let me jump naked if I want to. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
