non-boobie question

[kingbunky 3]

all the talk about boobies and debates over fake vs. real ones, got me thinking about the following hypothetical situation:
dr. strangelove comes up with a method of doing a penile implant (not the currently available implants that help achieve an erection, but one that would increase the length and/or girth of the penis). the cost and risks associated with the procedure are the same as those for breast implants.
gentlemen: would you undergo this procedure?
ladies: would you find the larger package attractive? would the fact that it was larger outweigh the difference in shape or firmness (much like breast implants can affect the shape or firmness)?
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bunky
get crazy, before it gets you.

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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would you undergo this procedure

No need !!
Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

[Muenkel 0]

I would not go through this procedure.
That's all, no particular reason, I just wouldn't do it.
Such an interesting monster with such an interesting hairdo.
Chris

[kmcguffee 0]

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gentlemen: would you undergo this procedure?

NO WAY! It would be a waste of money and I don't even want to think of the pain. AAAACK!
The thing is locked up behind my zipper for 95% of the day.
With breasts you can at least see the shape of them when they are wearing clothes. That is only true of a penis if you are in the habit of wearing leather pants or those tight Wrangler jeans all of the rednecks are so fond of.

[Sebazz1 2]

It would depend on what my girl friend / wife said. If she (not that I have anyone right now) wanted it I would do it. But if it were my own decision I would not. I believe in the "au natural" thing..............
SEBAZZ.......

[skymama 37]

girth is better than length. That's all I'm gonna say.
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[Muenkel 0]

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I would not go through this procedure.
That's all, no particular reason, I just wouldn't do it.
Such an interesting monster with such an interesting hairdo

It's not often that I reply to my own post, but I just realized how funny my signature line is following the post I made.
Such an interesting monster with such an interesting hairdo.
Chris

[AndyMan 7]

Nope.
Not that I'm huge, or whataever, I just don't care. Never had any complaints, I guess. The tool I have now works just fine, ThankYouVeryMuch.
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[Lindsey 0]

You know those guys with pencil dicks (nobody in particular)? I just couldn't be with a guy like that, no matter how wonderful he was.....so for these guys, yeah.....it'd be very nifty to enhance the length and girth..... but for guys who are at least in the ballpark, just the way they are is fine.....
Peace~
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some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps
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[SkydiveMonkey 0]

The women I've been with like foreplay as much as the actual sex, so penis size isn't the only factor I think.
Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

[skycat 0]

ohhh...I'm throwing my vote in on this one....Definately girth!!

[skymama 37]

If the guy was THE man for me in every other way, I could make do with a "pencil dick" for sure. Besides, I'm not perfect, so I would hope he would overlook one of my flaws. Hopefully he'd be adept in other ways to keep me happy. On the plus side....choking wouldn't be a problem!
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[indyz 1]

Dr. Nick: Do you want make it longer or wider?
Sea Captain: Arghh... both.
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Brian

[scottbre 0]

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You know those guys with pencil dicks (nobody in particular)?

Alright, so what is the official definition of a "pencil dick?"
200 feet of Saran Wrap and noone to play with. . .

[Engovatov 0]

The only kind of real boobies on the picture.

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Look at all those boobies !!!
Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

[hottamaly 1]

no pencil dicks for me either, but I also wouldn't want a John Holmes size either...just a happy medium
SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

[skycat 0]

those boobies look like they want to mate

[Lindsey 0]

Oh, man....like when I was in college and had had a BIG ol' crush for a LONG time on this one particular guy (again, won't name names).....well....when I finally did get with him....yep, you guessed it....pencil dick....
some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps
http://home.earthlink.net/~linzwalley

[Keith 0]

Actually there already is a procedure. They use cadavre skin to increase the length and girth.
Keith

[Sebazz1 2]

Yuck!!
SEBAZZ.......

[Keith 0]

Be careful what you wish for Andrea. You might fall in love with Tuna Can Sam. A guy that used to work where I work. He used to brag about how large he was. One night at a party he got drunk and showed all the women his package. Lets just say he didn't get the reaction he was looking for when he whiped it out, but he did get a new nickname.
Keith

[kingbunky 3]

i read that nickname in a detective novel or something... there was cops in it anyway, and tuna-can sam was a flasher...
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bunky
get crazy, before it gets you.

[jceman 1]

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i read that nickname in a detective novel or something...

It was in one of Joseph Wambaugh's first books, can't remember which. His name was actually "Tuna Can Tommy", a flasher with a very wide, but extremely short male member.

[Tee 0]

Another vote for girth over length! The scary thing about penis size is that if the average size is 5-6 inches and there are quite a number of them about 8-9 inches...that means that there also has to be some 2-3 inchers out there. I'm not sure I could make that sacrifice.
Tee