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pyke

S'up y'all.....Pyke is back in the hiz-ouse!!

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Hey all...just a quick note to say g'day and find out what the haps is. I had over 40,000+ messages waiting for me, so if no one is insulted (who am I kidding...this is dz.com...of course SOMEONE is going to be!:D) I will save myself the agony and just pick up from here.
I see a whole lot of new names posting now...so before the rumours start flying again...Hey all! I am the transplanted Kiwi who broke a wing (femur) in December and have been in serious recovery mode ever since. Aside from that dramada...lost my job...girlfriend left me...but hey...FUCK IT!!!! I skydive and they don't!!!
Hope to back in the air by late May early June...hopefully in time for the Monroe boogie - if not...then I will practice my paid packing skills!!!
Anyway...I will be dropping in from time to time from now...but just to let you know....I missed my "FAMILY" so it is good to be home!!!
Until then....peace, love, and soft fluffys!!!!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Pyke :P
The Kiwi Lesbian!!!
USPA C- 31879

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Pyke.... you little Kiwi Lesbian.... I was looking forward to meeting your gimpy ass at Ann's last week but NOOOOO someone called off.... Damn good for nothing Kiwi lesbians.... :D
Glad to hear things are looking like you can jump in a few weeks again. Sucks about the rest of the stuff... but well.... things happen for the damnest reasons sometimes.... Still got that Heatwave? ;)
If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will....

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FUCK the springboks....GO ALL BLACKS!!!.....JONAH to the rescue....

Assssssshole!!!!!:D
btw Jonah, the dwarf has never scored against the 'boks.
It PISSES him off:D:D
About 4 weeks ago I sat across the way from him on a flight from CT to Jo'burg......the man is phucking HUGE.
Every day above ground is a good day.

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About 4 weeks ago I sat across the way from him on a flight from CT to Jo'burg......the man is phucking HUGE


just a little bit.....the guys got thighs bigger than a fuckin house.....
Cheers....vasbyt
marc
"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees...

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Mass response follows....
Jessica...thank you sweetie...I am sorry I missed you while I was in TX the other week....was kind of hoping you could, um, comfort me.:$ Oh well, might consider a move to Austin soon, so SDSM could become my new home. Catch ya then!
Scratch...I would love to see you say that to Jonah's face!! Considering you got so close to him...what's wrong...SA'fers too pussy??:o I got the privelege of drinking with a few of the 'boks while they were at a test at Carisbrook....bloody good blokes...just can't talk for shite!!!;)
Chuck....dude...you're like the most photographed and quoted person in 'chutist now....what did you do...have an affair on your lovely wife with the editor?:o Anyway...only place I have been hibernating is in the gym...up to 70lbs on the leg press...and 40lbs on the extension. Squats kill, but I can do them. Ran on it today for 10 minutes....that BLOODY hurt...but it was good for it.
Viking...thanks. I need to be hired somewhere. Should work out well pretty soon, so hopefully I won't have to eat my tax return and I can get a new container.
And, to whoever asked about my Heatwave...yup...still got it. Thinking of going up one size to a 170...so if anyone wants to do and (even or so) swap for one.....I'm all ears!
Dove...if we are soulmates.....then how's about PM'ing me...and let's find out for sure. Ask skymama or mouth...I am a decent enough guy....but who cares about that shite....I skydive and I get it!!!;) So "normal" people suck!!!
Later all!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Pyke :P
The Kiwi Lesbian!!!
USPA C- 31879

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But I am poor and tentless! I can see going more into debt to jump - but not for transportation and a hotel!


All you need to do is bring your butt up here. We have lots of couches, air mattresses, and a huge hangar for you to find a spot to bed down in. (Lot's of carpeted packing area) No tent needed although a sleeping bag is nice. I have two so I could lend you one if you need it. I also may have my "PIMP" trailer installed at the DZ by then as well so then you would even have a private place to sleep, shower, be naked.....:)"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

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But Dove is in Tampa, Clay. I think it's longer for her.
We can carpool, Dove, but I'm going up earlier in the week on Wed, to meet up with my best friend, and I won't be at the dz until Friday or Saturday. So, one of these guys would have to find a way to keep you busy. ;)
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

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