pyke 0 #1 April 24, 2002 Hey all...just a quick note to say g'day and find out what the haps is. I had over 40,000+ messages waiting for me, so if no one is insulted (who am I kidding...this is dz.com...of course SOMEONE is going to be!) I will save myself the agony and just pick up from here.I see a whole lot of new names posting now...so before the rumours start flying again...Hey all! I am the transplanted Kiwi who broke a wing (femur) in December and have been in serious recovery mode ever since. Aside from that dramada...lost my job...girlfriend left me...but hey...FUCK IT!!!! I skydive and they don't!!!Hope to back in the air by late May early June...hopefully in time for the Monroe boogie - if not...then I will practice my paid packing skills!!!Anyway...I will be dropping in from time to time from now...but just to let you know....I missed my "FAMILY" so it is good to be home!!!Until then....peace, love, and soft fluffys!!!!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke The Kiwi Lesbian!!!USPA C- 31879 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #2 April 24, 2002 Pyke.... you little Kiwi Lesbian.... I was looking forward to meeting your gimpy ass at Ann's last week but NOOOOO someone called off.... Damn good for nothing Kiwi lesbians.... Glad to hear things are looking like you can jump in a few weeks again. Sucks about the rest of the stuff... but well.... things happen for the damnest reasons sometimes.... Still got that Heatwave? If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #3 April 24, 2002 Good lord, man! I thought you might have crawled up in something warm and took to hibernation! ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 April 24, 2002 "PykeThe Kiwi Lesbian"YOUR HIRED!! welcome back.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #5 April 24, 2002 QuoteStill got that Heatwave?BWWAAAHHAAAHHAAA........now erk...that wasn't nice.....Cheers....vasbytmarc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #6 April 24, 2002 A Kiwi jumping a SA'n canopy [evil laugh]If we can't beat them at rugby we get them in other, more devious ways.Every day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #7 April 24, 2002 FUCK the springboks....GO ALL BLACKS!!!.....JONAH to the rescue.....Cheers....vasbytmarc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #8 April 24, 2002 Quote I thought you might have crawled up in something warm and took to hibernation! Too many jokes!!! Glad to see you back in action Pyke. Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #9 April 24, 2002 Holy Poop! A lot of parallels! Broken leg, no job, sig other left, heatwave, back in the air by end of May. We are soulmates! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #10 April 24, 2002 QuoteFUCK the springboks....GO ALL BLACKS!!!.....JONAH to the rescue....Assssssshole!!!!!btw Jonah, the dwarf has never scored against the 'boks.It PISSES him offAbout 4 weeks ago I sat across the way from him on a flight from CT to Jo'burg......the man is phucking HUGE.Every day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #11 April 24, 2002 QuoteAbout 4 weeks ago I sat across the way from him on a flight from CT to Jo'burg......the man is phucking HUGEjust a little bit.....the guys got thighs bigger than a fuckin house.....Cheers....vasbytmarc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #12 April 24, 2002 Welcome back Pyke!!same shit here,, just more folks flingin it all over!! and now,, for something completely different,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 April 24, 2002 Pyke, glad to almost have you back in the air. Come to SDA the first weekend of June, and I'll be there. You can come play with Clay and me! AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #14 April 24, 2002 Can I come out and play too Mama?dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 April 24, 2002 Sure, I'll share with you Dove! Even been to SDA? It's great!AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #16 April 24, 2002 Ooops! My bad. I was thinking Clay was coming to Deland. I guess it would help to actually READ the post! Pooh - and I thought I was hooked up for that weekend! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 April 24, 2002 LOL, well, come anyway. It's not that far!AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #18 April 24, 2002 But I am poor and tentless! I can see going more into debt to jump - but not for transportation and a hotel! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #19 April 24, 2002 Hiya Pyke baby! Glad to see you around! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #20 April 24, 2002 Mass response follows....Jessica...thank you sweetie...I am sorry I missed you while I was in TX the other week....was kind of hoping you could, um, comfort me. Oh well, might consider a move to Austin soon, so SDSM could become my new home. Catch ya then!Scratch...I would love to see you say that to Jonah's face!! Considering you got so close to him...what's wrong...SA'fers too pussy?? I got the privelege of drinking with a few of the 'boks while they were at a test at Carisbrook....bloody good blokes...just can't talk for shite!!!Chuck....dude...you're like the most photographed and quoted person in 'chutist now....what did you do...have an affair on your lovely wife with the editor? Anyway...only place I have been hibernating is in the gym...up to 70lbs on the leg press...and 40lbs on the extension. Squats kill, but I can do them. Ran on it today for 10 minutes....that BLOODY hurt...but it was good for it.Viking...thanks. I need to be hired somewhere. Should work out well pretty soon, so hopefully I won't have to eat my tax return and I can get a new container.And, to whoever asked about my Heatwave...yup...still got it. Thinking of going up one size to a 170...so if anyone wants to do and (even or so) swap for one.....I'm all ears!Dove...if we are soulmates.....then how's about PM'ing me...and let's find out for sure. Ask skymama or mouth...I am a decent enough guy....but who cares about that shite....I skydive and I get it!!! So "normal" people suck!!!Later all!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke The Kiwi Lesbian!!!USPA C- 31879 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 April 24, 2002 QuoteBut I am poor and tentless! I can see going more into debt to jump - but not for transportation and a hotel! All you need to do is bring your butt up here. We have lots of couches, air mattresses, and a huge hangar for you to find a spot to bed down in. (Lot's of carpeted packing area) No tent needed although a sleeping bag is nice. I have two so I could lend you one if you need it. I also may have my "PIMP" trailer installed at the DZ by then as well so then you would even have a private place to sleep, shower, be naked....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #22 April 24, 2002 Hey! This is starting to sound goooooooood! How long of a drive is that? Hey skymama - want to carpool? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 April 24, 2002 QuoteHow long of a drive is that?5 hours I think...6 tops...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 April 24, 2002 But Dove is in Tampa, Clay. I think it's longer for her. We can carpool, Dove, but I'm going up earlier in the week on Wed, to meet up with my best friend, and I won't be at the dz until Friday or Saturday. So, one of these guys would have to find a way to keep you busy. AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 April 25, 2002 QuoteSo, one of these guys would have to find a way to keep you busyDamn the luck!!! "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites