Did you know..........

[kmcguffee 0]

Man, you guys seriously need to RELAX!

[quade 4]

Well, not EVERYTHING on www.snopes.com is correct.
Check out THIS.
This is marked as a being FALSE, which is correct since it's in their TROLL section. EVERYTHING in there isn't exactly what it seems.
quade
http://futurecam.com

[freeflir29 0]

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then many sentences tie for the honor of shortest. "Halt." "March."

You left out an as of late DZ.com favorite. "FUCK" "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[BabyAngel 0]

I actually tried to lick my elbow....I can't believe it....(shaking head)....I can't believe it.........
"Just give me a reason....."
Netta

[freeflir29 0]

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I actually tried to lick my elbow....I can't believe it

Come over here...I'll lick it for ya...."It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[gale 0]

I read the first one about licking my elbow and thought "I wonder how many people are going to read that and try to lick their elbow" Then I thought I wouldn't do that because it's dumb, but then I read all this other stuff about elbow-licking, and I TRIED IT. Yup. I'm a sheep. (By the way, I can't really do it either, I'm disappointed.)
Gale
Life's not worth living if you can't feel alive

[freeflir29 0]

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Yup. I'm a sheep

LMAO
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[gale 0]

Well, just because you said it in responce to my post I have to ask, what does LMAO stand for?
Gale
Life's not worth living if you can't feel alive

[freeflir29 0]

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what does LMAO stand for?

Hmmmm.....a recent netizen I guess. Stands for Laughing My Ass Off......the sheep reference is funny on at least 2 levels.
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[gale 0]

Definately not new to the Net (on since 94) but I don't chat, or post; well, until dropzone.com. I like to hang out here, I think it just shows the depth of my skydiving obsession.
Oooh, and as for the sheep, I have stories.....
Gale
Life's not worth living if you can't feel alive

[freeflir29 0]

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I have stories.....

Uh oh...here we go.....
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[Spy38W 0]

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You left out an as of late DZ.com favorite. "FUCK"

And another DZ.com favorite... BEER!
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Give them a sip of the darkside, and they just thirst for more.

[scottbre 0]

I didn't try to lick my elbow. This joke is many years too old for me to fall for it at this point. 200 feet of Saran Wrap and noone to play with. . .

[wildblue 7]

I love Straight Dope.... quacks me up...
It will echo, there's nothing special about a duck...
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_071.html
... I forget how the rest of it goes, but you're mother's a whore!!

[ChromeBoy 0]

Beeeeeeeerrrrr!

[kmcguffee 0]

Alright Quade. When are you going to start a thread about 'Will a duck's quack echo?'? I voted for you on the shit stirring pole but Bill Von seemed to have come out ahead. Maybe that one could earn you a few more votes!

[faitor 0]

Didn't try to lick anything yet. But hey I read this the other night. What can I say, I am at work, I have time on my hands.
Hate to get technical but "Go" is still shorter. It only has two letters and not four.
"During the 6th Century, it was customary to congratulate people who sneezed because it was thought that they were expelling evil from their bodies. During the great plague of Europe, the Pope passed a law to say "God bless you" to one who sneezed."
Taken from www.didyouknow.com