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skybytch

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Change of plan, new itinerary. Lisa? I'm not gonna need that pick up.
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Flight: American Trans Air flight 579 (Non-Stop)
Depart: Chicago-Midway (MDW) - Terminal Information Unavailable
" Sat, May 25 at 6:40am
Arrive: Phoenix, AZ (PHX) - Terminal Information Unavailable
" Sat, May 25 at 8:15am
Seat: 9F (Boeing 757 Jet)
Meal: No Meal Served
Status: Confirmation Code EJZPMP
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Flight: American Trans Air flight 574 (Non-Stop)
Depart: Phoenix, AZ (PHX) - Terminal Information Unavailable
" Mon, May 27 at 6:35pm
Arrive: Chicago-Midway (MDW) - Terminal Information Unavailable
" Mon, May 27 at 11:59pm
Seat: 10A (Boeing 737-800 Jet)
Meal: No Meal Served
Status: Confirmation Code EJZPMP
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Mental note: rent a sports car.


No....thats the economy class. Don't you know a rental car is the fastest car on the road. I was in the military for ten years. I have some great rental car stories since the govt always bought insurance!!!! :)"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

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"what happened to the door?"
"what door"
"the door that's missing"
"Oh..."
"and the seats?"
"what seats?"
"The seats that were in the car..."
"Oh, those seats, well, I think they're still with the door..."
"Look, all I did was rent this stupid car to drive to Eloy from the airport..."
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapeze, I can fly

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