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Ducky

And you thought YOUR life sucked...

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If you think life is bad.....

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys
But worst of all.......................................


The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!

So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!

Have a nice lay! uggggh day.
kwak
Stupidity is a crime.

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you should have taken that into consideration...

You're funny!! At least i think you are....of course it's 3:42am and i'm dead tired so just about anything is funny at the moment....i think i'm rambling now but can't seem to stop....i have to "get up" in 2 hours to get ready for work....my computer fucked up last night and i got knocked offline and missed happy hour.....geesh, i should really stop typing now since my thoughts are going nowhere....
"Do whatever you like, just untie me when you're done"

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No No....I appreciate incoherent ramblings.....

You know, looking back at the crap i posted last night(early this morning) i find it hard to believe i was sober. But it's nice to be appreciated.
"It's hard to be anal retentive when you don't have an anus"

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You're funny!! At least i think you are....of course it's 3:42am and i'm dead tired so just about anything is funny at the moment....i think i'm rambling now but can't seem to stop....i have to "get up" in 2 hours to get ready for work....my computer fucked up last night and i got knocked offline and missed happy hour.....geesh, i should really stop typing now since my thoughts are going nowhere....


hmmmm....that's not what I remember.....
;);)
Cheers....vasbyt
marc
"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees...

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