Happy Thread - Sofa King Out A Here

[Sebazz1 2]

Well I am in a great mood. Rigs are packed in the car. Boss just told me to get the fuck out of his face with my good attitude and so off I go to the DZ baby yeah. Night jumps tonight and tons and tons of jumps at Monterey this weekend. Wish you could all join me. Haha, laters.....
SEBAZZ.......

[ChromeBoy 0]

Have fun. Where is that little monologue about drinking a beer for each 9,000 dz.commer?

[Muenkel 0]

Fuck you Sebazz.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Chris

[Sebazz1 2]

This weekend I promise to spread love and good vibes to everyone at the DZ and to hold my farts* until I am in freefall. (*am i contributing to pollution?), to touch my handles religously. I also promise to drink one beer for all 9,000 or so registered users here who can't get enough skydiving in thier lives they must come here to spend thier weekdays with other jumpers. I will pull high yet low, be safe yet daring, hook really really low, pay my packer, tip my JM(wait I am a JM - Tip me), turn my AAD on (two rigs 1 AAD hmmmmmmm), and I will yell a big "THANK YOU" to the skygods when my main opens, and most important of all...............I WILL BUY BEER!
LOL to all.......hope everyone has a kick ass weekend.........
Yeah baby! Thats what I'm gonna do...............
Schwing!!SEBAZZ.......

[Sebazz1 2]

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Fuck you Sebazz

You um forgot the face. Or maybe you didn't.....hmmmmmmmm.......You got two weeks off commin up dude so smile.....SEBAZZ.......

[Muenkel 0]

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You um forgot the face. Or maybe you didn't.....hmmmmmmmm.......You got two weeks off commin up dude so smile.....

Sorry, here you go...I have to work this weekend. But then as of Weds. I am gone for 2 weeks!!!!!!!If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Chris

[Sebazz1 2]

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.
The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is.
The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hoped for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment."
The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face.
She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass."
SEBAZZ.......

[ChromeBoy 0]

Did you know that guy Sebazz? Did he keep it or did they remove it?

[bill2 0]

I don't know where you are in the Bay area, but it's cold and foggy here in Pleasanton. I've heard it's supposed to be like that all weekend.

[TEB6363 0]

Bill,
No Bad Vibs!!!!, I'm driving up to Monterey tonight and thinking happy thoughts. La, La, La, clear skies, light winds, La, La, hey, purple elephants????
:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!