Muenkel 0 #1 April 26, 2002 DON'T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 April 26, 2002 Thats good...sounds like something my son would say..."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #3 April 26, 2002 QuoteThats good...sounds like something my son would say...I love it, a young smartass in training!Have a great weekend dude.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 April 26, 2002 QuoteI love it, a young smartass in training!I'm doing my best. I felt kinda bad though...one day I started telling him he was growing feathers on his back because he ate too much turkey at Thanksgiving dinner. He got really upset......."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #5 April 26, 2002 My kid is great.Despite having to try my best to raise him, he still gets into trouble, I still loose my patients, ....... all the things that goes with raising a son.Then, the other evening I was in my home office and Chris came and sat down on the little step ladder next to the desk. I ask him if he wanted to play the computer games. Chris said, "No, I just came to sit with you so you won't be alone".:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 April 26, 2002 Quote"No, I just came to sit with you so you won't be alone".It's those things that make you forget what a pain in the ass they were 5 minutes ago....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #7 April 26, 2002 "It's all about the BOOBIES!" My three year old, Drake, keeps asking his mom if he can see her "Boo-Boos" (boobs). When she picks him up he often grabs them, squeezes and laughs at her. She says he is only going to get piggy-back rides from now on...-Hixxx"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 April 27, 2002 QuoteI still loose my patientsDude, you're not a doctor, are you? Because if you are, I would re-enroll in medical school.It is spelled p-a-t-i-e-n-c-e.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
