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lummy

C'Mon you WENCH!!!

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I got to jump today. Repeatedly. Now my eyes are really red from my contacts and it looks like i am stoned. but i am not.
Thats almost as bad as being confused for a really hot girl's boyfriend but not actually being him. Happens all the fucking time.
"Marge, it takes 2 people to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
-Homer

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Yes, but by whose standards? Must we live by arbitrary rules?
So I dyed that jumpsuit in a washer at my apartment, right? Underneath a sign that said "NO DYEING," right? Well, I had a dream last night that a cop came and arrested me for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

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