Microsoft humor...

[mountainman 0]

Something I just saw:
"Windows: A 32 bit extension and graphical shell, for a 16 bit
patch to an 8 bit operating system, originally coded for a 4 bit
microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand
1 bit of competition."
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[PhreeZone 20]

``640k should be enough for anybody.'' - Bill Gates refering to memory
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." -Steve Wozniak
"The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec." -Marcus Dolengo
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN \RUN\DOS\RUN
A bit off topic but : "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." -Jeremy S. Anderson
And for the Geeks:"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
-Michael Sinz
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will....

[skyhawk 2]

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
if u can read this, you can get a job in computer programming,
when do i start Opinions are like a-holes everyone has one, the only one that does you any good is yours and all that comes out is shit

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Microsoft humour ? I thought that was called XP !!
Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

[mountainman 0]

I think you forgot the word "good"......Right?
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