hottamaly 1 #1 May 1, 2002 This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for agorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "It's a boy," is the man's response. "Okay, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair ofhandcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of thetree. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles. The gorilla will thencross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him." The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?" The service guy replies, "Well, if I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua!" SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #2 May 1, 2002 Two buzzards are standing in the waiting area for a cross country flight. Each has three dead rabbits under their wings. When they get up to the gate, the flight attendant says, "Sorry, only two carrion per passenger."flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
