Sex

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
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> How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
> Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
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> What's the definition of a teenager?
> God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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> Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
> They'll never see you coming.
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> What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
> S&M&M.
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> What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
> Both capture the moment.
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> Define Transvestite:
> A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!
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> Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
> The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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> What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
> A scrotum pole!
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> What's the ultimate in rejection?
> When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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> Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
> There'd be too many thank-you notes to write.
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> What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
> ''How come?''
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> What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
> Two Mennonite!
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> Why is sex like a game of bridge?
> If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
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> Can you say three two-letter words that denote small?
> Is it in?
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> What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
> A bingo machine.
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> How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> One... Men will screw anything.
boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems