quade 4 #1 May 1, 2002 An oldie, but a goodie.**********A airline pilot and hotel guest were drinking in the hotel bar. Being a friendly sort the airline pilot asks, "whaddayoudo?" and the hotel guest explains that he's an inventor - in town to sell his latest gizmo.Airline pilot: "Really?"Inventor: "Yes sir! It's an anti-gravity belt"Airline pilot: "Now wait a minute - I'm a graduate of the Air Force Academy, fly F-16's with the California Air National Guard and I'm an FAA certified Air Transport Pilot and there ain't no such thing as an anti-gravity belt!"Inventor: "Well; sir, how about we go to the roof and I'll jump off?" They proceed to the roof and the inventor demonstrates his anti-gravity belt - twice. Both times he floats back up and gently steps onto the roof.Airline pilot: "My gawd! This is freaking incredible! It'll make airplane travel absolutely safe. Can I try it?"The airline pilot jumps. A red splat marks his landing on the sidewalk below. The inventor returns to the bar.Bartender: "Where's your buddy? Another jumper?"Inventor: "Yup ..."Bartender: "You know; when you drink, you've got a real sick sense of humor, Superman."**********quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 May 2, 2002 That is funny Quade. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
