Irish Confession

[lummy 4]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession
for sixmonths. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."
The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, 'tis I."
"And who might be the woman you were with?"
"I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Bridget O'Shanter?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona Mallory, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
O'Shaughnessy,
and I admire that. But, you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off
with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend, Sean, slides over and
whispers,"What'd you get?"
"Five more good leads"
I've got to stop wishing, got to go fishing, I'm down to rock bottom again....