pop 0 #1 May 3, 2002 Anyone have any good "so there i was" stories?----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #2 May 3, 2002 If you're going to start a skydiving story, ya have to use the correct prepositional phrase,"So there I was... No shit! Thought I was gonna die!.....". Then you can strart the stories of nubile young virgins...[Sir Gallahads voice] Please, just a little danger! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #3 May 3, 2002 no no no...it's starts...."So there I was... No shit! Thought I was gonna die!....Had just told bubba to hold my beer......" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 May 3, 2002 Quotenubile young virgins[Homer] MMMMMM....virgins...UUUghghghghghgh......[/homer]"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #5 May 3, 2002 So there I was last night putting lyrics onto dz.com because a post reminded me of that song. Phreezone made a post telling me to lay off the lyrics and I responded with an insult I had heard before. I went to dinner and had a few beers and I became pissed off because I thought to myself "who does this guy think he is telling me what I should post and should not post." So I posted my thought and then I posted lyrics to another song by the Stones. Beer drinking causes one to have deep thoughts.I know the lyrics are a bit long and I post them too often. I will lay off (maybe just post the part of the song that is pertinent to the post and not the entire lyrics). Some people on dz.com who are not moderators believe that they will assist the moderators in what they believe the moderators want discussed. Is this right to do, maybe or maybe not. Phreezone, I apologize if I offended you. I meant the insult as a joke and the other posts were beer induced. If I make it up to Green County I hope you would let me buy you a beer!Lisa, sorry to post them here. As you say, take this stuff to the pm's. I just wanted everyone who might be pissed for my postings to know I was really joking and I apologize. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 May 3, 2002 QuoteI just wanted everyone who might be pissed for my postingsThere you go posting again!!! Will it ever stop....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #7 May 3, 2002 It takes a big man to admit he's wrong. It takes a man with bigger boobies to laugh at that man... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 May 3, 2002 QuoteIt takes a man with bigger boobies to laugh at that man...I am that big man......er......with boobies......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #9 May 3, 2002 What's the deal with the BOOBIES?----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 May 3, 2002 QuoteWhat's the deal with the BOOBIES?I got implants hoping it would get me laid more....not working so well....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #11 May 3, 2002 yeah, right....----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #12 May 3, 2002 Quote yeah, right....No, it's true. He really doesn't get laid anymore since he got the boobies. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
