AggieDave 6 #1 May 6, 2002 Anyone else experiencing really weird problems with the forums/entire site in general for the past 2 hours or so? I'm getting all kinds of errors returned from the server its not even funny and the site is damn near timing out every time.AerialsSo up highWhen you free your lives (the) eternal prize Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #2 May 6, 2002 i was experiencing the very same symptoms, it even said there was too much traffic on the internet, first for me. better now. Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #3 May 6, 2002 It kept telling me that it was down because the forum was being upgraded to version 5.4. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #4 May 6, 2002 Please, please please make it stop HH. I am going through withdrawl! I must have dz.com as a part of my day! Let it be ok. Let it be ok. No more errors or time outs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 May 6, 2002 Hello? Hello? Is there anyone out there?Is it the end? I am at work and have no contact to others like myself.........Has the red button been pushed?Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #6 May 6, 2002 Forums have been verryyy slow for the past couple of days for me..."There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #7 May 6, 2002 slow and steady can be a good thing!! Paula must be on pain pills . She's not really herself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #8 May 6, 2002 QuoteHas the red button been pushed?I think we used up all the bandwidth. HH kept telling us to stop post whoring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #9 May 6, 2002 Yeah, the site is running painfully slowly. I know I've posted a lot, but you're a whore Clay !!! It's your fault !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #10 May 6, 2002 QuoteHas the red button been pushed?Yeah, don't look at the light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #11 May 6, 2002 Yeah, I noticed the site was (is) P-A-I-N-F-U-L-L-Y SLOW! How will I ever catch up with Clay at this rate? Sangiro, can you give us a heads-up?G. Jones"Why don't they have a light bulb that only shines on things that are worth looking at?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sitflyr 0 #12 May 6, 2002 It's finally happened.......the post whores have caused severesystem constipation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 May 6, 2002 Quoteseveresystem constipation.*pffffvvvvrrrrrrRRRrrrrtttT*"Oh, christ, open the door, geez, why couldn't you have waited until jump run...God!"AerialsSo up highWhen you free your lives (the) eternal prize Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #14 May 7, 2002 Heya,There are two things happening here. The first is that we've consistently used more than double my allocated bandwidth over the past 2 months. I have an allocated 40 GB and we use more than 80 GB.The second is that the increase in mySQL processes are using all the memory and some swap space.Will have to purchase more bandwidth and upgrade the memory. I hope that will solve the performance problems for now. (It will probably introduce some budget problems though! Hehehe! )Safe swoopsSangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #15 May 7, 2002 80GB / month ? Just a little bit then. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sitflyr 0 #16 May 7, 2002 Maybe the post ho's will help ya pay for it. Here's an idea---you could dedicate the new bandwidth to forums for the topics that use up the most bandwidth:1. Boobies Discussion2. Stupid Polls3. What I've Been Doing/Thinking for the Past Ten Minutes(This one to be specifically dedicated to Clay and Co.). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #17 May 7, 2002 Hens teeth laddie, the whole thing was going so slow recently that I actually had to do some work to fill in the office time.This is simply unacceptable, .CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #18 May 7, 2002 QuoteThe first is that we've consistently used more than double my allocated bandwidth over the past 2 months. Hmmm, I wonder what is different on dz.com that occured over the last two months? Who is new to the website and started posting here about two months ago? Besides me. It wasn't me. I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 May 7, 2002 Chromey you're such a whore"I'm just not a chocolate person, ooh brownies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #20 May 7, 2002 QuoteChromey you're such a whoreI know. You are to though. Two whores...that can lead to dangerous things... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #21 May 7, 2002 QuoteI know. You are to though. Two whores...that can lead to dangerous things...Dangerous things can be quite fun though.... Too bad you're going to Boston...."I'm just not a chocolate person, ooh brownies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveMonkey 0 #22 May 7, 2002 You're both on my turf !! My pimp ain't gonna be happy !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
sunshine 2 #19 May 7, 2002 Chromey you're such a whore"I'm just not a chocolate person, ooh brownies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #20 May 7, 2002 QuoteChromey you're such a whoreI know. You are to though. Two whores...that can lead to dangerous things... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #21 May 7, 2002 QuoteI know. You are to though. Two whores...that can lead to dangerous things...Dangerous things can be quite fun though.... Too bad you're going to Boston...."I'm just not a chocolate person, ooh brownies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveMonkey 0 #22 May 7, 2002 You're both on my turf !! My pimp ain't gonna be happy !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #21 May 7, 2002 QuoteI know. You are to though. Two whores...that can lead to dangerous things...Dangerous things can be quite fun though.... Too bad you're going to Boston...."I'm just not a chocolate person, ooh brownies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #22 May 7, 2002 You're both on my turf !! My pimp ain't gonna be happy !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
