SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 May 7, 2002 A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problemandthathe was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam thedoctortoldthe man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damagedfrom aprior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him.However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if hewerewilling to take the risk.The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from anelephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for awhile.The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex againwasjust too much for him to bear.So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverseeffectonthe elephant, the man decided to go for it.A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to usehisnewly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic eveningwithhis girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in thecity.However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legsthatcontinued to the point of being extremely painful. To release thepressure,he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants,wenttothe top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants.His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on herfacesaid: 'That was incredible. Can you do that again?'With his eyes watering, he replied: 'I think I can, but I'm not sureif Ican fit another roll up my arse.' When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 May 7, 2002 Sebazz posted that last week and it was easier to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #3 May 7, 2002 Thanks!Hadn't read it before.. had me laugh out loud.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #4 May 7, 2002 Must have missed it. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #5 May 8, 2002 OLOLThat was the funniest thing I have read all day!!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites