Good joke

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem
and
that
he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the
doctor
told
the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged
from a
prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him.
However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he
were
willing to take the risk.

The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an
elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a
while.
The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again
was
just too much for him to bear.
So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse
effect
on
the elephant, the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use
his
newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening
with
his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the
city.
However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs
that
continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the
pressure,
he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants,
went
to
the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her
face
said: 'That was incredible. Can you do that again?'
With his eyes watering, he replied: 'I think I can, but I'm not sure
if I
can fit another roll up my arse.'
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

[ChromeBoy 0]

Sebazz posted that last week and it was easier to read.

[BPO 0]

Thanks!
Hadn't read it before.. had me laugh out loud..

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Must have missed it.
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

[harro 0]

OLOL
That was the funniest thing I have read all day!!!
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