Blondes revenge

[lummy 4]

For all the men who like to send blonde jokes.....the paybacks are
> here!
>
> 1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take
> to do the dishes? Both of them.
>
> 2. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys
> two cases of beer.
>
> 3. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds
> eventually will mature.
>
> 4. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
>
> 5. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We
> don't know. It has never happened.
>
> 6. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
> looking? They all already have boyfriends.
>
> 7. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> night? A widow.
>
> 8. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it.
>
> 9. Why are married women usually heavier than single women? Single
> women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed, married
> women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
>
> 10. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Tape the remote control
> between his toes.
>
> 11. What did God say after creating man? "I must be able to do better
> than THAT!".
>
> 12. What did God say after creating Eve? "Practice makes perfect".
>
> 13. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
> common? They're all married.
>
> 14. Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? "God
> says, "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you
> make her so dumb? "God says, "So she would love you!".
One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!!
Two Shots HEY HEY!!!!
Three Shots.......

[blondeflyer7 0]

What kind of blonde jokes ya know?