Identical twins

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Identical twins
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day
he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking
it.
He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the
sunken
vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his
absence. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
things
at the grocery store.
A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for
your
loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm
sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead
fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a
pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got
bigger and she leaked like crazy." "I guess what finally finished her off
was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned
them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted
her
anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split
right up the middle."
With that the old woman fainted.
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

[Scratch 0]

Damnit
I thought there might have been pics of Sangiro and his flatmates.........
I wish the real world
would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

We ain't never gonna see that !!
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore