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"Bonehead Baking Instructions"

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Hay Lisa,, after a long ass search of our hanger I finally tracked down my helmet today,, in the only locked room in the whole place,, at first it looked liked an idiot picked it up and it was sent back to the warehouse and who knows where!! Anyway I get my new Mindwarp home and open it up,, instructions say I have ta "Bake" it!! Now wtf is this,, I have never seen anywhere ya bake a brand new helmet,, not here anyway,, and ya know I'm a divorcee an can't bake for shit,, I don't even own a friggin "baking sheet"!! so i cut apart the box it came in,, knowing ya can cook a pizza on the cardboard right,, oh ya,, and they shoulda told ya ta clean the stove first!! How long will it smell like cheese casadilla's?? an oven mitts!! I don't have any of those,, had ta use my jump gloves,, then I forgot ta turn off the oven before putting the helmet in,, good thing it was a cool day,, damn thing was to warm ta wear in the house so I went outside ta cool it off,, but it fits like a glove an thanks again,, be mounting it up tommorow an gettin the "beer" jump with it on Sunday!!

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ya know I'm a divorcee an can't bake for shit,, I don't even own a friggin "baking sheet"!! (snip)
they shoulda told ya ta clean the stove first!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!
If I remember right, isn't there a line in the instructions that says "find a woman to do this for you"?? ;)
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but it fits like a glove an thanks again,, be mounting it up tommorow an gettin the "beer" jump with it on Sunday!!

Nice! :)
pull & flare,
lisa
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On the other hand...you have different fingers

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If I remember right, isn't there a line in the instructions that says "find a woman to do this for you"??
umm,, no,, and nuthing about cleaning the stove either,, now if I can get the pay pal thing figured out I'll buy ya a Sam an Sangiro also,, seems I registered there like 2 yrs ago an cant remember my password etc,, so it's bein snail mailed to me,, but if I don't figure it out before JFTC I'll buy ya a case otay..

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I'm a divorcee an can't bake for shit,, I don't even own a friggin "baking sheet"!! so i cut apart the box it came in,, knowing ya can cook a pizza on the cardboard right,, oh ya,, and they shoulda told ya ta clean the stove first!!

When I was divorced, I went out and paid top dollar for an E-Z Bake Oven at a garage sale. New light bulb and I'm like Emeril Frickin Lagasse. Baked my helmet and made two cupcakes at the same time. Nothing to it.;)
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""When I was divorced, I went out and paid top dollar for an E-Z Bake Oven at a garage sale. New light bulb and I'm like Emeril Frickin Lagasse. Baked my helmet and made two cupcakes at the same time. Nothing to it.""
ROFLMAO!!!
My sis had one a them,,, I got the Microwave after Big D,, the Bonehead folks need ta include microwaveable instructions on the box like everyone else,, and no there wasn't anything at all about takin it off your head first,, "Step 5: Remove the helmet and place it on your head"... they should know the first thing I did when I got it outta the box was put it on and start reading the instructions!!! Now I had ta take it off ta see the clock,, don't have a watch,, but ya they'll probably get sued some day by a dude who owns a gas oven....

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"Bonehead Baking Instructions"


1. Get Water Bong
2. Get the Skunky, Funky, Smelling Green Shit
3. Tear off a little of the S.F.S.G.S. and place it in the Bong
4. Lite it with a Lighter while inhaling through the stop of the pipe. (Try not to laugh at the sound):)5. Got to Hold the Smoke...That's what it is...;) Hold until you either cought it up or start passing out.
6. Exhale the Smoke
7. Repeat until the S.F.S.G.S.

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